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CREEEEETave THread

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Why don't I just bring vack thing of the dya?

becasue

thing of hte day was a product of the owld Wakcy

I wond'nt know when the old wakcy becomes the new wack
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but it must have hapepneed

this new wacky is tried all the time

too tired to do thin fo the day

SO IT'S CTREATIVE THREADS ALL THE WAY BOYS

and dgirls!

I like girls

they are soft and fluffy

not like sand

sand gest everywehre

sldgf
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gh

fj so tire
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lol

it would be funny if I died

I thought it died last night

in bed

i passed out I think

didn't fall aslseep

just passed
out

and I thought i was dead


I think

maybe right as it happened

or aftwreadrs

but how Could I think I was dead afgwtreadrcs

I would know I was alive if I was thinking

just a dream

maybe
myabe I thought I COULD havge died

which I could have

AT ANY MOMENt

AT ANY MOENT

BRRrrRR

THAT'S THE DEATH BRRRRR

IT GOES BRRRRR wHEN YOU DIE

BRRRRRRRrr

OH NO I'M DEAd

BRRRRRRRrrrrrr

gfsd


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use your keybodard as an unbrleaa

ELLA ELLA
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gsdji jgkl RAPE RAPEPRPDg


fgd
sjog KILL

as
lool

my insides are all wrong

chemicals

feeback

not right

not the right emotions

you know it, baby!gfs

gf
s
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I could end this thread at any moment

JUST LIKE LIFE

but I've decided to writ ethe bible instead

THE NEW BIBLE

________________________

In the beginning there was the last universe, but that ended, it all collapsed in into one tiny ball of matter and it collapsed and collapsed and collapsed until it was but a point of light and the light was all and all was in the light, then the light exploded outwards and the new universe was created.

"But where did the last universe come from, Grandfather?" asked Jesus Junior to his grandfather, God.

"IT CAME FROM JAPAN," said God, masturbating furiously.

You see, God had a nervous breakdown a few years ago and killed Jesus and now his grandson Little Jesus is trying to get the truth of creation out of him, that's what's going on here.

"Grandad, stop doing that and tell me where the universe came from!"

"I don't know!"

"But you're God!"

"Yes, I am NOW."

"Now? What were you before?"

"Just some guy!"

"No!"

"Yes! I just appeared! In the universe! I was the only one there, so I made stuff and people and made them worship me and suck my toes! But I'm not God. JUST SOME GUY!"

"So who made the Universe then?"

"Fucked if I know, kid!"

"Jesus Christ!"

and that my freidns is the story told in the halls of heaven everynight all night BABY
 
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And a child shall lead them.

WACKYVERSE v2.08asfldfldsdlldfaa
 
YEAH! I wonder what the new 10 commandments are.
 
THE CHILD IS BUSH
 
that was GENUINELY WITTY!
 
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