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Cruel things you did as a kid

headvoid

headvoid

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I once convinced a kid that a great game would be to push your arse down really hard on a spare car tyre we had lying around.

He was wearing shorts, when a car tyre is squeezed the treads tend to pinch a little. He had blood blisters on his arse for a few days.

I apologise now unreservedly.

Fellow Minefielders, now is the time for repentance
 
I put a sock over my cats head once. That was funny actually watching the cat freak out in reverse.
 
Me and a friend filled a syringe with a disgusting cocktail of piss, detergent and moldy juice drinks, then squirted it into a KitKat and offered it to his moron cousin.

I half expected to hear he'd mysteriously died the next day, but he got off fine.

Bit of an anti-climax really.
 
I hit a girl in the head with a maths textbook.
 
I once gave someone a mint imperial with dogshit on. I thought they would notice before they put it in their mouth.

Again, I'm really sorry.
 
When I was 8 or 9 I told my one sister that she was born in a garbage can that's why she had brown hair and the rest of us were blondes. That was probably the only cruel thing I ever did as a kid (and probably why I still remember it) but still...(she obviously pissed me off BIGTIME about something)
Kids can be such cruel jerks.
:(
 
AND I am never accepting choccies or any candy for that matter from headvoid!
 
My brother once rolled me round the garden in a metal garbage can with the lid on, I was claustraphobic (sp?) for years.
 
My sister emptied a box of Transformer's over my head. Metal ones.
 
And that's what gave us the Wacky we have today?
 
I have blocked out large chunks of my childhood.
 
I poured aftershave on my friends hair while he was asleep and set fire to it. A huge blue flame engulfed his head.
 
When I was about 6 or so I was at someones garden, I didnt really know them, they were just having a party in teh garden, I sort of joined in, it was the 70s, it was a more innocent time, I think it was the kids birthday.

There was a ladder going up to the fence and they were all taking turns climbing it, but when I wanted a go they wouldnt let me, because noone knew me, so they didnt see why I should climb up the ladder.

So I pulled the ladder off the fence (it was nailed on at the top, to this day I dont know where the stregth to do this came from) then threw it at the kid whose party it was.

The nails stuck in his back, and I was asked firmly to leave.

We were both crying but I guess he had the better reason.

Of all teh good memories of my childhood that have faded away, why my brain chooses to remember that moment in perfect clarity I'll never know
 
Probably the ladder.
 
memory is such a bizarre, odd thing.
friends tell me stuff that happened when we were kids at school which I cant remember at all...other things that seem so random and obscure are clear as if they happened this week.
 
My brother got me to put my head between the steel railing bars on the front steps of our apartment building. I got stuck and couldn't get back out, and they had to have the fire department come out and pry the bars apart with this big claw thing. They kept talking about having to use an acetylene torch is the steel was to strong to pry open.

He also got me to put my tongue on a pole when it was below zero, and of course it got stuck.

One day when he was asleep I put pepper all over his hands and then tickled him under his nose.
 
and then what happened?
 
he sneezed?
 
LOL no, he itched his mouth and eyes with his pepper coated hands :D
 
and then yelled for about an hour.
 
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