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Cum Over My Massive Funbags 6 is out on DVD Today!!

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Or so somebody tells me.
 
It's in a value pack with There's a Negro in My Wife 3.
 
I'm still waiting for SEX, SEX, WITH SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ENTITIES, SEX! 9.
 
That was going to be released on HD-DVD only so they cancelled it. :(
 
I guess it'll be a BLU (Ray) movie now.
 
I want it on Betamax. JUST TO BE DIFFICULT.
 
I want it on ROBOT CHILD format.
 
BIG O has an interesting robot child. Good anime.
 
I can only watch movies on my Sega CD player ...

You know what though? It wouldn't surprise me if there really was porn made to play on that.
 
there was. it was called "sewer rat", and you only had to beat a really shitty game to see a blond bimbo in a bikini, and there was no way to pause the shitty resolution video, so you had to get hard and spank it in about thirty five seconds, BUT THOSE WERE THE BEST THIRTY FIVE SECONDS OF THE DAY!!!!
 
Is anyone here into water sports?
 
I'm not.
 
I havent seen the first five, unless its an ironic title like Leonard part six
 
Or King George III?
 
They renamed it The Madness of King George over here so that wouldn't happen.
 
That's what I was getting at, Schnookums ;)
 
gyfugyuyg
 
How come they got away with calling the second Alien movie 'Aliens'? That's too subtle!
 
And calling the second Batman movie The Dark Knight, without even putting the word Batman in it? HOW WILL PEOPLE EVEN FIND THE THEATERS????
 
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