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CURRY

however she had a trifle with fresh strawberries for dessert that was lovely.
 
Not if you're allergic to strawberries and your throat swells shut.
 
except for that.
 
I'm allergic to the cast of Battlestar 1980.
 
Was NATALIE in that?
 
was she even born by then?
 
DON'T LET FACTS GET IN THE WAY OF MY QUESTIONS.
 
whoops - temporary madness.


Speaking of which, I was typing whilst watching " Richie Rich" (this is the temporary madness segue, because who in their right mind would watch this AGAIN?) on the TV and dropped some spinach on the keyboard.


Now you know the dark truth of HOW SPINACH GOT ON THE KEYBOARD.

but I'll deny everything later.
 
mnenty spilled beer on the keyboard but spinach is tougher to get out if it's liquid spinach but u didn't say it was
 
nah - just the leafy form.



still- satisfyingly icky to behold for those who didn't know it was innocent spinach, a la:" eeeeeeeeew....what's that BLACK GLOB ON THE KEYBOARD?!?"

one must get one's amusements where one can....
 
ONE SHOULD MAYBE NOT EACH SPINACH WHILST TYPING.

lol is aid wilhslhit.
 
SHOULD I EAT STRAWBERRIES IF THEY GIVE ME A RASH?
 
Watch out that Rash can spread to other people if you rub it on them.
 
SERIOUSLY.
 
T-MINUS TWO MINUTES TO CURRY TIME.

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*DROOLNESS*

this thread has made me hungry and I've already had two dinners.
 
If people had read this thread's warnings about spinach then nobody would have died.

The MF tried to warn them...
 
*explosively decompresses*
 
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Why is that model painted all crosseyed? Teh developementally disabled Devil has feelings too, you know.
 
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