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Cyberwoman

Not to mention that there never has been an underground in cardif, but what the hell, Angel had lots of scenes set underground, and its so desperatly trying to be that show.
 
It's not supposed to be the Cardiff subway, it's supposed to be a secret Torchwood underground system to get between London, Cardiff and Glasgow.

I think that's one of the cooler ideas in Torchwood. Hopefully the series will get better later on and they'll explore it. I don't want them to waste it now while the show is a bit crap.
 
Oh god, if they did it in the state the show is now, the amount of 'hidden passages' "jokes" they would do would be unbarable.
 
The underground lair set isn't very impressive either. Just looks a bit silly.
 
Its a cross between steptoe and son and a really crap version of the office set from 24. That glass cabinet that jack struts about in is a sucker for 24.
 
And the circular door from Deep Space Nine.
 
Best part was metal bikini and metal-eyed dead Japanese bloke. The rest was pants. How the hell did she do the brainswap? It was so preposterous it hurt. Now, kids would have liked it, but they've decided to market this to people who Christians believe are allowed to hear the work 'fuck' and talk about sex, which is ironically, kids anyway these days.

I would rather have watched 40 minutes of Susan Smith-Kennedy-Kinski playing with her wrinkled, saggy funbags that a rerun of Cyberwoman. Alcohol can improve the former, but not the latter.
 
A SusyQ/Dr.Karl/Nazi Superman Boyd Hoyland porn vid would rock so much.

The stupidest thing about Jack's office is that it's supposed to be bomb proof, but half of it is suspended in the air.
 
Karl, Susan, Lou, Harold, Izzy and Ned shoudl star in a Neighbours spin-off named "TORCHFOOD"
 
This year needs more Torchwood.
 
And less jokes where the punchline is "torchfood"? :)
 
I wonder if Torchwood and Doctor Who will make it onto a major USA network once their own programs have run out thanks to teh strike
 
Bump to remind everyone about Cyberwoman. Never again...
 
I HAD JUST FORGOTTON.

WHY, WACKY?

WHY?
 
Because someone somewhere might have been about to write it again.
 
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