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Cyberwoman

How come it just disappeared.
 
It would be handy in stressful situations at work

worker 1 said:
why have you just covered me in ketchup
worker 2 said:
My pet giant dinosaur will now come and gobble you up
worker 1 said:
fuck off, I just asked you not to be late again
worker 2 said:
No, watch out, no fucker tells me off without getting a vist from "pecky"
worker 1 said:
What the fuck are you... whats that in the air vent AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!
worker 2 said:
Snicker, I'll clean that up later
 
A cyberconversion unit could also be useful for disposing of enemies, only it'd turn them into cyberdactyls.

I liked the "let's get out of our super hi-tech lair" parts, but not the "we have lots of alien guns that could kill this thing, but we'll just let that crappy actor deal with it" part. This episode did, after all, bring us that line about Owen's hardon.
 
It's funny how they have to insert a random snog in every episode to make it "adult".
 
or gay sex
 
Ishcabittle said:
Hmm... you could get something cheap... Win98 will run a web browser. You know, an old thrift store gem...

Cheap as in free? I'm totally broke. If I need money for something its gotta be mom approved. I should have taken my brother's offer of his old Win98, but nooooooo....I had to hold out for something faster and better.
 
headvoid said:
or gay sex

When Jack was resuscitating Ianto I got very confused thinking it was a really awkwardly acted snog.

Didn't make much sense since he'd already been lying unconscious on the floor for 5 minutes before Jack went over to him.
 
I bet this show nevr airs in the US
 
You can live without it.
 
NO I CAN'T
 
Loktar said:
Cheap as in free? I'm totally broke. If I need money for something its gotta be mom approved. I should have taken my brother's offer of his old Win98, but nooooooo....I had to hold out for something faster and better.

Buddy, it's easy. A BJ goes for what, liek, $30.00 nowadays? So, you suck ten dicks and you can get yourself a badass rig (by 2001 standards). You'll be fine!
 
oh noes.. turning loktar out?
 
ten dicks? MORE LIKE NINE VAGINAS!
 
Ishcabittle said:
Buddy, it's easy. A BJ goes for what, liek, $30.00 nowadays? So, you suck ten dicks and you can get yourself a badass rig (by 2001 standards). You'll be fine!

I'll only suck titties, pussy, and possibly feet.
 
AND GUNS.
 
AND YOUR AXE.
 
CHARLES GUNN
 
Fuddlemiff said:
I liked the "let's get out of our super hi-tech lair" parts,

But don't forget that while they were trying to esacpe the amazingly secure super-high-tech lair under total lockdown, the pizza girl managed to walk in.
 
Very true.

I'm a bit confused by all the ways they get in as well. There seem to be at least three entrances(the "isn't there just a hole in the ground?" paving stone lift, the pizza delivery door and the door for visiting Japanese men). Not to mention that railway tunnel. Seems to me that just the one door would be much more secure.
 
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