Daily Jay Leno car update

[Big Dick McGee]

It occurred to me recently, as I watched him zoom down Coldwater Canyon in a sweet Lamborghini Countach, that Jay Leno is almost certainly the only person in America that wears the same clothes every morning, but drives a different car. He's always wearing jeans and a blue work shirt, but I've seen him every morning for the past 2 months, and he's always driving something different:

Last week

1981 Lamborghini Countach

http://www.jaylenosgarage.com/photos/gallery#item=85729

Tatra T87

http://www.jaylenosgarage.com/photos/gallery#item=83169

1961 Corvair Rampside

http://www.jaylenosgarage.com/photos/gallery#item=72514

Monday 1/11:
1974 Triumph TR6

http://www.jaylenosgarage.com/photos/gallery#item=106077

Tuesday 1/12:
Sweet 1955 Mercedes Gullwing

http://www.jaylenosgarage.com/photos/gallery#item=91711

I'm probably the only one who cares, but I'll update daily.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Hmmm...can anyone see the pics?

 

[Gagh]

Nope. Can't see a thing.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Ah, they're all gif's, no way for me to convert them to jpg's.

 

[Gagh]

The links work though. The man has too much money.

The Lamborghini Countach has long been one of my favourite cars, owing to the fact Sideswipe Transformed into one. Obviously, I'd never actually seen one in 1984, so that was the first time I knew what it looked like!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I think my favorite car in his whole collection is his McLaren F1. It's one of the few cars that absolutely telegraphs its purpose just by looking at it. It was meant to GO SO FAST YOUR EYEBALLS MELT, and that's it. I mean, you sit practically in the center of the car, rather than off to the side. It's also ridiculously rare, especially in a color other than carbon-fiber grey.

http://www.jaylenosgarage.com/photos/gallery#item=84787

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

His site probably doesn't allow hotlinking images, which you shouldn't do anyway.

Copy them to a picturehoster account (Menty's site), and hotlink to them there. Or if you have a photobucket/etc. account.

I can edit them into your first post once they're hosted somewhere else, if you want.

Also, Jay Leno is a weaselly no-talent hack whose lack of a spine is screwing Conan O'Brien the same way it screwed Letterman 18 years ago. He should get into one of his cars, shut the garage door, and idle away.

He does have some classic cars, though. Most people married 30 years would have some kids, maybe even grandkids. He has cars.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

His site probably doesn't allow hotlinking images, which you shouldn't do anyway.

Copy them to a picturehoster account (Menty's site), and hotlink to them there. Or if you have a photobucket/etc. account.

I can edit them into your first post once they're hosted somewhere else, if you want.

Also, Jay Leno is a weaselly no-talent hack whose lack of a spine is screwing Conan O'Brien the same way it screwed Letterman 18 years ago. He should get into one of his cars, shut the garage door, and idle away.

He does have some classic cars, though. Most people married 30 years would have some kids, maybe even grandkids. He has cars.

If you could fix the first ones for me, I'd appreciate it! I'll upload them to a pic hosting site from now on.

I used to like Jay when he was a stand-up, and appeared on Letterman. He was clean, but has some hilarious bits. I agree, he's gotten soft since being on the Tonight Show. I think Conan will be better off going elsewhere, he didn't seem suited to 11:35.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can fix the firsst ones once they are hosted someplace else. They're not showing because Jay's site doesn't allow hotlinking.

 

[headvoid]

I think my crack is giving me problems with my sight.

Funny how I can still work out that Jay Leno is one big chinned ugly motherfucker.