Dale Winton got fat

[CaptainWacky]

Too many super market sweeps...IN THE PIE AISLE.

 

[whisky]

Yeah, he looked really wrong, massive body, tiny head, I had to turn the channel over, he was freaking me the fuck out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Gagh would have some theory...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I've thought this for a while. When I visit my parents they always put his lottery show on and he looks really unwell. Quite portly and he's always clasping the furniture as if he's about to keel over.

 

[headvoid]

I haven't really thought about this at all, I think he may have hurt his neck so he can do the cheeky glances to camera that Larry Grayson overused.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ah yes, the good old days when every tv presenter carried a gun onto stage in case a "darkie" rushed on demanding equality. How I miss it so.

 

[headvoid]

lol, Do you remember the flash mob the black and white minstrels did? Isla St Clair didn't realise they were not real NEGROS and stabbed three of them before they could sedate her, good times!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Damn I should consider the possibility that someone is seriously ill before starting threads like this.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You’re just raising the alarm. Nothing wrong in it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet headvoid has some good Dale Winton stories...