CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
And it was all BELIEVABLE. Trek 11 will not be as good as a DS9 movie written by Moore and Behr would have been.
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The Mir space station crashes into Kenny, killing him (only 25 seconds into the show). He is taken to the morgue where he is drained and filled with embalming fluid, however, the coroner's bottle of Worcestershire sauce falls into the embalming fluid and turns Kenny into a zombie. He breaks out of the morgue, biting the two coroners on his way out.
The next morning, Kenny shows up at the bus stop as normal while the boys are waiting to go to school. Each boy is dressed up for the costume contest at school (for which the top prize is two tons of candy). Stan is dressed up as Raggedy Andy (Wendy is supposed to dress as companion Raggedy Ann, making them a shoo-in for the candy). Kyle is wearing a store bought Chewbacca costume. Cartman is dressed in a Hitler costume that he says his mom made him. Needless to say, Kyle, who is Jewish, is very unhappy with Cartman's costume choice.
At the local doctor’s office, the morgue workers have their vitals taken: Their temperatures are only 55°F, they have no pulse, no heartbeat, and their eyes are puffy and sticky. The doctor diagnoses this as Pinkeye. The two morgue workers are acting normally, responding to the doctor's diagnosis, until they say they have an urge to eat brains.
The kids arrive at school only to discover everyone in the class, including Mr. Hat and Wendy, have dressed as Chewbacca except for Mr. Garrison who is dressed as Marilyn Monroe. Seeing Wendy as Chewbacca angers Stan, who is now forced to go around as Raggedy Andy all day long.
Kyle, disgruntled that he has the same costume as everyone else, decides to work up a new costume for the contest while Principal Victoria and Chef (dressed as Evel Knievel) are upset over Cartman’s costume. Principal Victoria makes Eric a ghost costume to amend the problem (however it ends up looking like a Ku Klux Klan robe instead). Meanwhile, Kenny attacks and bites Clyde when he walks past him.
Kyle arrives at the costume contest in the gym with a new costume, a working model of the Solar System, but Wendy’s Chewbacca costume earns her first place and the two tons of candy (which she promptly gives to starving children in Nairobi). The judge awards Kenny second place for his "Edward James Olmos" costume (his zombie state) and Stan "worst costume ever" for his "stupid little clown thing".
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