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Damn the logistics! Who's with me!?

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Oh, we're fucking doing this...
 
ONE, HAHAHAHA, TWO, HAHAHAHA, THREE, HAHAHAHA!
 
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How cool would it be to host the 1st annual RL MF Orgy here?!
 
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Wacky can bring his axe...
 
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DUMP YOUR COIN PURSES, bITCHES
 
Do you think they have broadband?
 
If they do, that would be reason enough for Cassie to jump in on this.

I'm sure Mentalist could rig up a nice fucking network for the whole castle.
 
I have about $40 in quarters, dimes and nickels also some pennies, OK?

If someone sets us up the broadband I'll chip in the $1000 I've got saved for a new computer.
 
Hm...

If we each put in a grand... *does the math*, we'd only need 100,000 MFers to accomplish it!

DIG DEEP, PEOPLE!

Anyone have any rich relatives who are about to kick off?
 
OR we could invest in lottery tickets, eventually someone will win and buy us that castle!
 
I refuse to dust it, though.
 
I can't wait to see the other castle "The Castle of All Bran" that quite literally gives you the shits if you take in a little too much of the atmosphere.
 
M: What about the privies?
E: Well, what we're talking about in, erm, privy terms is the very latest in front-wall, fresh-air orifices, combined with a wide-capacity gutter installation below.
M: You mean you crap out of the window.
E: Yes!
M: Well! In that case, we'll *definitely* take it! I can't stand those dirty indoor things.
 
Price of admission? Two Transylvanian Marks, of course OMFG PUNNERY.
 
Or is that un-dying...?
 
no, dying
 
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