And if you saw Big Brain then you'll have seen Cleo's maniacal expression as she analysed exactly when Dirk might crack. "Dirka Dirka dirka shall crack on his own, God willing. Dirka dirka muhammad jihad.", claimed Osama bin Laden, Monday.
Meanwhile, Cleo keeps refering to her lame "comedy" creation in the third person. Which is FUCKING CREEPY. "So yesterday, Tiara came into the house. She only wanted to have some fun. Tiara doesn't tend to stay for long, she's a right slag." Ugh, pathetic. But it was all made up for today when Dirk was once again proven right, as Cleo failed to amuse Big Brother after 3 hours of preparation. Jermaine managed to do it with some fucking maracas. And although he didn't win, even Jack managed to get through the affair with more dignity, despite appearing on tv in nothing but a thong made from tights.