Dancing with the Porn Stars?

[Henoch]

Erotic dance competition, leading to sex between the dance partners, with one chosen at the end as the big winner.

Just imagine if this were a real show, Judges rating your dance performance as well as your sexual performance. The public getting to call in & vote for their favorites. Too bad this is just a porno & not a real show. It could work as a Showtime or HBO series.

 

[whisky]

cum dancing

 

['Gear]

Why have them dance at all. Dancing is just simulated sex anyway.

Let's cut out the middleman bullshit and have -

Fucking With The Stars

I predict it would be immensly popular.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It would be no less ridiculous than Skating with the Stars.

 

['Gear]

It would be no less ridiculous than Skating with the Stars.

Actually, I think it would be a whole lot more ridiculous.

 

[Henoch]

I would watch.

The couple dance, we judge them on that, but...

we also judge them on how HOT the sex is....

The combination of talent in both categories will determine the winner!!

 

[starguard]

I'm sure they have TONS of shows like that in Japan!