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Dane Bowers

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Yeah, another one who's fucked Jordan. Maybe I have too.
 
I've always hated this guy./
 
So apparently putting a body part inside of Jordan is enough to be famous these days.
 
He also "sang" with Posh Spice about ten years ago.
 
And ate pies.
 
His forehead is high.
 
Wanka'
 
I don't know why people keep making fun of him for being fat or having a high forehead. What about his lack of talent and personality and repeated unsuccessful attempts to remain in the public eye?
 
Good points.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
I don't know why people keep making fun of him for being fat or having a high forehead. What about his lack of talent and personality and repeated unsuccessful attempts to remain in the public eye?
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Well, you could say the jokes about his appearance are a result of his inability to achieve anything worthy of comment, so there's nothing else to comment on but his picture. So it's all about his being a failure, really.
 
I think you are all underestimating his failure as a human being entirely. I hear his Mother is "very dissapointed" with him and how he turned out.

I assume this is leading to some "hilarious" cage fight between him and the cross dresser who also put his sausage into the wierdo.
 
They're getting on so far, but they've probably got a fall-out scripted for the end of the week (maybe when it goes live on Friday night.)
 
Came second. :sarek:
 
There were times when he really did act like a "Mini Vinnie" like when he was threatening to "dropkick" Sov. That was pathetic. But at other times he was a likable loser, such as his botched Tree task. And on Big Mouth when Davina was asking all the housemates what they were going to do next and they gave long answers until she got to Dane who just said "umm, I don't know." TRY SINGING, MAYBE? He was alright.
 
Yeah, I mean, he's a pretty good singer, so why not? I liked him. He was a bit dull, maybe a bit too down to Earth for a show with Vinnie Jones and Stephen Baldwin, but he added some balance. I still can't decide whether he's fat or thin, attractive or ugly.
 
He looked quite handsome on the final night.
 
He's a bit like a less successful and attractive David Boreanaz.
 
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