David Hasslehoff = poor man's William Shatner

[Gonad]

Do you need mony on the beach?

 

[Dr Dave]

yes

 

[Cassie]

All William Shatner needs on the beach is a thong.. that's right I said it, The Shat in thong!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Money makes the world go queer.

 

[Cassie]

Even Shatner?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Even rapeman.

 

[Dr Dave]

All William Shatner needs on the beach is a thong.. that's right I said it, The Shat in thong!

It's the Shat way of life.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE'S AN OLD MAN!

 

[Dr Dave]

With the power of the Shat!

 

[CaptainWacky]

FIDDLY FIDDLY FEE

 

[Cassie]

He's a sexy old man!

 

[Dr Dave]

word yo

 

[CaptainWacky]

Denny Crane.