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De-flowered and knocked up!

It's amazing what scientists can do with test tubes these days, innit?
 
We have the sci-tech, but ethically, do we have the right!?

Why, man, why!?
 
So I guess his dick works now, huh? Is that what we're supposed to believe?
 
DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!
 
I thought Tom's sprems were rotten with STDs!

It's L. Ron Hubbard's baby, make no mistake. Scientologist drugged Katie and implanted her with L. Ron's frozen spooge. You'd think scientologist would have picked a carrier with better teeth.
 
oh joy, they're breeding more scientologists
 
I thought Tom was gay?
 
He is. This is actually another virgin birth.
 
I DEMAND a paternity test!

Ok, no, I don't. But it will be interesting to see who the father really is.

Both Nicole Kidman and his first wife (can't think of her name right now) both had extreme difficulty spawning children with him. Wife #1 got knocked up right away when she got her next man. Kidman was kicked to the curb when she got pregnant, so I'm thinking that there was a little co-curricular hanky panky going on.
 
how can you not remember Mimi Rogers? 20 years later she's still smokin hot
 
I'll bet Michael Jackson is the real Baby Daddy.
 
^the whole idea of ANYone mating with that idiot is revolting...there goes the dumbing down of the gene pool.

*barfs*
 
^:bigass:
 
Wait, Nicole was pregnant? She had a miscarriage? That's sad!! :cry:

Damn, this baby will have some fucked-up feet, if Katie's are any indication. *shudder* She's a cute girl, but her hammer toes would be a deal breaker for me!
 
Hammer toes?! Forget the hammer toes look at those rat teeth, that bitch could chew through a 4 x 4!
 
I've got the odd feeling this is going to turn out to be a real life "Rosemary's Baby" scenario.
 
JonathonWally said:
how can you not remember Mimi Rogers? 20 years later she's still smokin hot
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Oh, I remembered her, I'm just not good with names.

I just call her "that evil chick from X-Files"
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
I've got the odd feeling this is going to turn out to be a real life "Rosemary's Baby" scenario.
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[whimpering Katie]....but.....but......Tom's eyes are normal[/whimpering Katie]

:po:
 
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