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Dead beetle

How's the dead beetle doing today?
 
Are you expecting some sort of recovery?
 
It's been known to happen.
 
Are you asking me if I expect the beetle to come back to life?

OH and btw, there will be no beetle on spider porn, the spider's head fell off.
 
That just adds to the quality of the snuff.
 
Any hole is a goal!
 
GRITS ARE DELICIOUS!!!!So is dead insect p0rnzzz.
 
Cassie said:
Are you asking me if I expect the beetle to come back to life?

OH and btw, there will be no beetle on spider porn, the spider's head fell off.
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:(
 
Did you lose the beetle?
 
No I still have it. It's sitting there watching me spam. I haven't been taking pictures the last few days for two reasons. One, it's so damn hot outside I can't stand it, and two I've been writing a story. YES THAT'S RIGHT a story. I may even post it one day.
 
You damn well better!
 
Paint some nipples on the damn thing and shoot some solo masturbation scenes!

Improvise! Adapt!
 
CassieMcSassyPants said:
I've been writing a story.
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WHOOT!

better let us read it one day!!!

em, is there a part about how the spider lost its head in the story?
 
LOL.. well it's supposed to be a joke story. I'm fusing Dune with Battlestar Galactica, sort of a what if Kevin J. Anderson and Brian Herbert ruled the world and owned all the copyrights fiasco. I have to do a little research because I've forgotten some of the planet names If you're not a Dune fan and a BSG fan some of the stuff may make no sense. I'm hoping that it will be funny even if you haven't read Dune or watched BSG. Mostly I will be poking fun at KJA's terrible and repetitious writing. He's raping Dune! :rwmad:
 
Can the beetle play ping pong?
 
A series of pictures: Naked beach volleyball with playboy centerfolds. The beetle is dressed as Hef and sitting in the umpires chair.
 
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