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[Tisiphone]

I say "horror" like "whorer." Makes everybody at work laugh.

They don't know it's not on purpose.

*sniff*

 

[CaptainWacky]

they don't know you die a little inside at every laugh

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do they laugh when you sit down to play?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hear laughter all day.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I do when I play my Will & Grace DVDs in repeat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Grace: Will, which dress should I wear?

Will: Oh, just because I'm gay you think I have great fashion sense.

Grace: Yes!

Will: Well...you're right!

(Audience cheer and laugh.)

Elton John: Hello, I'm here for a pointless cameo!

(I've never seen it.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You're not far off.

 

[jack]

aradiddles and flam taps on the rim:

 

[starguard]

I hear strange things