Dear Everyone

[Imperium]

I have been gone for many months. I noticed that jack, Eloisel, Donovan, and many of the Admins hate each other now.

Why the ragehate? Is it because I have not been posting? Should I post more so everyone can direct their vitriol towards me?

Do you all miss me?

 

[eloisel]

Dear Imperium,
You are confused. Jack and I still adore each other. Donovan and I will always poke at each other with sharp sticks then apply bandages before we bleed to death. I've always adored the admins. Jack has always done whatever it is he does with the admins. Donovan does whatever it is he does. Then there is the stuff we all do together somewhere else which we're not going to tell you about at all. We've not missed you a bit. Really, have you been gone?

 

[DarthSikle]

I have been gone for many months. I noticed that jack, Eloisel, Donovan, and many of the Admins hate each other now.

Why the ragehate? Is it because I have not been posting? Should I post more so everyone can direct their vitriol towards me?

Do you all miss me?

who are you again?

 

[jack]

I have been gone for many months. I noticed that jack, Eloisel, Donovan, and many of the Admins hate each other now.

Why the ragehate? Is it because I have not been posting? Should I post more so everyone can direct their vitriol towards me?

Do you all miss me?

Hard to tell with your head stuffed so completely up Jenna's ass like that. I thought for awhile she had grown, somehow. Now I see the height has come from being completely impaled on your head, and is riding your shoulders, which also explains the odd gait.

 

[Imperium]

Hard to tell with your head stuffed so completely up Jenna's ass like that. I thought for awhile she had grown, somehow. Now I see the height has come from being completely impaled on your head, and is riding your shoulders, which also explains the odd gait.

Wait, what?

 

[Loktar]

^LULZ

 

[Donovan]

Dear Imperium,
You are confused. Jack and I still adore each other. Donovan and I will always poke at each other with sharp sticks then apply bandages before we bleed to death. I've always adored the admins. Jack has always done whatever it is he does with the admins. Donovan does whatever it is he does. Then there is the stuff we all do together somewhere else which we're not going to tell you about at all. We've not missed you a bit. Really, have you been gone?

What she said, only in spanish.

 

[Imperium]

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!?111

 

[Donovan]

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!?111

NPR says Bilingualism increases your brainpower almost exponentially. I present Imperium as proof that the opposite also holds true. Failure to master one language makes you 'tarded.

Also, cunnilingualism doesn't do shit for brainpower but you'll get some extra head.

 

[eloisel]

What she said, only in spanish.

And, in French ...

Cher Imperium, Vous êtes confondu. Jack et je m'adore toujours. Donovan et je toujours pousserai à chacun autre avec les bâtons tranchants alors applique des pansements avant que nous saignons à la mort. Je toujours ai adoré les administrations. Jack toujours a fait quoi que c'est il fait avec les administrations. Donovan fait quoi que c'est il fait. Alors il y a les choses que tous faisons ensemble ailleurs que nous ne vous dirons pas d'à tous. Nous ne vous avons pas manqué un peu. Vraiment, avez-vous été allé ?

and, in Swedish ...

Kär Imperium, du förvirras. Hissa upp och jag avgudar ännu varandra. Donovan och jag petar alltid på varandra med skarpa pinnar då tillämpar bandagen innan vi blöder till döden. Jag har alltid avgudat administrationerna. Hissa upp alltid har gjort oavsett vad det är han gör med administrationerna. Donovan gör oavsett vad det är han gör. Då finns det materialet vi alla gör tillsammans ingen annanstans som vi kommer inte att berätta dig om alls. Vi har inte saknat dig en bit. Verkligen, har du gått?

I love online translators.

 

[Donovan]

Que?

 

[Donovan]

Donovan et je toujours pousserai

I dunno about the rest, but I think this means we have to fight or get married, or both.

 

[Loktar]

I dunno about the rest, but I think this means we have to fight or get married, or both.

Shotgun wedding!

(shotgun beers until eloisel looks hot enough to marry)

 

[Imperium]

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And that is all I have to say about that.

 

[Seph]

I have been gone for many months. I noticed that jack, Eloisel, Donovan, and many of the Admins hate each other now.

Why the ragehate? Is it because I have not been posting? Should I post more so everyone can direct their vitriol towards me?

Do you all miss me?

who are you?

 

[Bickendan]

I thought Imperium got banned. Who was the idiot that let him back in?

 

[Donovan]

s;ldkfjas;ldkfjaklsfjaklsjfaslfjasp9ruj2sadfasdfhalwk;jt42[0jrf;jaw[ij24t;klnf[0asd;okjasl;dkjasoijaw;kfj2oijf;2oijfq2iojfa;wlkfnawoijq24;oijrw

And that is all I have to say about that.

Dude, that's all you have to say about ANYTHING.

 

[DarthSikle]

I thought Imperium got banned. Who was the idiot that let him back in?

He snitched on the thugs over at REFCL to Menty.

 

[eloisel]

Shotgun wedding!

(shotgun beers until eloisel looks hot enough to marry)

Says the 40 year old virgin who lives with his parents and doesn't have a door on his bedroom next to the bathroom. Around here we call that a hall.

Dear, it doesn't matter what you think of me because I don't drink and you don't have anything (looks, personality, wealth) to interest me.

 

[Seph]

plus he hasnt seen his own penis without a mirror in 15 years.