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Donovan said:
I dunno about the rest, but I think this means we have to fight or get married, or both.
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Did I tell you about the new yard working tools I just bought - the really sharp ax and the tool with the multiple sharp blades that edges along the drives and sidewalk?
 
I pop in every once in a while to take note of what happens around here.

Nothing.

Which usually exceeds my expectations of you, TK.
 
Imperium said:
I pop in every once in a while to take note of what happens around here.

Nothing.

Which usually exceeds my expectations of you, TK.
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That is because you can't see Loktar running around neg repping me. He says that he is trying really hard to be friendly towards me. Then he calls me cunt, whore, other ugly names. It is really rather funny. He is still a 40-year-old virgin unemployable loser lard ass living in the hall outside his parents bathroom. Being a cunt/whore/other-ugly-names, it is obligatory that I point out how glaringly obvious his life sucks. All the hate he shovels at me isn't going to change that.

So, Loktar, neg on. Hope it makes you feel better because it sure doesn't hurt me.
 
eloisel said:
That is because you can't see Loktar running around neg repping me. He says that he is trying really hard to be friendly towards me. Then he calls me cunt, whore, other ugly names. It is really rather funny. He is still a 40-year-old virgin unemployable loser lard ass living in the hall outside his parents bathroom. Being a cunt/whore/other-ugly-names, it is obligatory that I point out how glaringly obvious his life sucks. All the hate he shovels at me isn't going to change that.

So, Loktar, neg on. Hope it makes you feel better because it sure doesn't hurt me.
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How can one describe statement of fact 'ugly'? The morals of our society beg us to be honest, truthful and forthright, yet when Loktar does this by calling you what you really are, you become angry. Fucking hypocrite.
 
SaintLucifer said:
How can one describe statement of fact 'ugly'? The morals of our society beg us to be honest, truthful and forthright, yet when Loktar does this by calling you what you really are, you become angry. Fucking hypocrite.
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Excellent. You and Loktar are now schlong buddies. He'll have to stop calling himself a virgin.
 
SaintLucifer said:
How can one describe statement of fact 'ugly'? The morals of our society beg us to be honest, truthful and forthright, yet when Loktar does this by calling you what you really are, you become angry. Fucking hypocrite.
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Imperium said:
I have been gone for many months. I noticed that jack, Eloisel, Donovan, and many of the Admins hate each other now.

Why the ragehate? Is it because I have not been posting? Should I post more so everyone can direct their vitriol towards me?

Do you all miss me?
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It's not that they all miss you - it's that they all MISS ME. They are afraid of ME, far more than they are of YOU, whether these plebs like to admit it or not (but missmanners will admit it - I am the most terrifying God of TK EVER, because if I try hard enough, I will revert TK to its hellish MSXish state any time I wish to.)
 
Shut up, Paulie...or I'll find that retarded video you made and repost a copy of that letter you sent.

You're as fearsome as tissue paper. Now wipe that shit off your face and go sober up.
 
jack said:
Shut up, Paulie...or I'll find that retarded video you made and repost a copy of that letter you sent.

You're as fearsome as tissue paper. Now wipe that shit off your face and go sober up.
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Let me think. Are you more foreboding than you are in general, or am I am more foreboding in months of absence? You dumb fuck. They are wondering what >I< am going to say. They are not wondering what YOU are going to say. I am weevil. I am pure evil. I pretended to kill myself for fun.
 
I know, these imposters cant handle the duals properly, even with a good script.
 
Oh, lest I forget:

Weevil said:
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There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.

When the dark
Of the night comes around.
That's the time,
That the animal comes alive.
Looking for
Something wild.

And now we lookin' like pimps
In my gold Trans-Am.
Got a water bottle full of whiskey
In my handbag.
Got my drunk text on
I'll regret it in the mornin'
But tonight
I don't give a
I don't give a
I don't give a

There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.

And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.

There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor.

And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.

Lose your mind.
Lose it now.
Lose your clothes
In the crowd.
We're delirious.
Tear it down
'Til the sun comes back around.

N-now we're getting so smashed.
Knocking over trash cans.
Eurbody breakin' bottles
It's a filthy hot mess.
Gonna get faded
I'm not the designated
Driver so
I don't give a
I don't give a
I don't give a
 
Weevil said:
If it makes any difference, I never thought much of you even when you were playing the part of the stupid fucking mick.
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Is this the part where I get my nose out of joint over some imagined slight, publicly melt down and then leave forever? Because I can never tell, and you've done it so many times you're kind of the resident expert.

BTW Ke$hia is only awesome if you're a 14 year old girl. Thought you should know.
 
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