Dear Fuddlemiff,

[SAUSAGEMAN]

"You have three belts on each boot" is not an insult that sucks. Please see the attached image for evidence towards this claim.

Respectfully yours,
SAUSAGEMAN

 

[ThatSunrise]

I assume this stems from chat?

Also, who is that and why does she have three belts on each boot?

 

[Dr Dave]

Some character from Final Fantasy perhaps?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

ThatSunrise: Yes, and

Dr_Dave: Yes! It's Lightning, the main character from Final Fantasy XIII. She was designed by Tetsuya "belts and zippers" Nomura, who showed, in fact, considerable restraint in that particular design.

Lulu, FFX:

Donald Duck, Kingdom Hearts 2:

 

[headvoid]

I love the fact that the Lulu Final Fantasy character wears suspenders.

Shall we go out into combat?
Yes! but first let me get my pull ups on!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Three buckles is an excessive number! What if your foot is being eaten by a rottweiler and you need immediate toe-EVAC?!

 

[Yub]

No-one needs three belts on a boot. Or a hat with a zipper.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that Donald Duck image supposed to be sexualised? Or is there something wrong with me...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Both.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I meant something in addition to the usual.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's kind of difficult to determine if a character's image has been sexualised when the 'child-friendly' version doesn't even have any fucking underwear to begin with.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This thread is woefully underrepresented by images of hot twinks.

 

[Dr Dave]

This is a problem how?

 

[Yub]

I think it's the bangles things on his wrists.