Dear Punisher

[Brickvader]

Good riddance to the twat.

 

[Enkephalen]

Was it his unabashed twatage that made him so irredeemable and unlovable? A dirdge for Darth.

 

[jack]

He married someone and escaped to real life.

 

[Enkephalen]

^^ He'll be back -- they always come back. The path to true love is fraught with land mines and abrupt turn arounds. That's when they come back: head bowed, stance curled in upon itself, fists clenched, a shimmer of moisture glinting in the eyes, a slight tremble of the lips as stoicism wars with defeat.

I'll bake some cookies and leave a light on to guide his return.

 

[jack]

I'd love to eat your cookies.

 

[Enkephalen]

Heh. I'll bet you would, too. *eyelashes aflutter*

 

[Jibbles]

This thread threatens me.....

 

[jack]

^^ you know, that creative character usage is what got whatzisface Dartj banned from EI.

ah you mean this: &^

That was actually funny that whatever his name is over there got his little panties in knots over it.

 

[Filthy Whore]

I've probably mentioned this already but... I got a warning/demerit from a mod once for using four dots in an ellipsis. He was upset because they should only have three.

 

[Enkephalen]

^^If the ellipsis was at the end of a sentence, then you were correct in using four dots; three for what was left our and one as a period.

You visit really strict forums! It's a wonder those mods/admins don't all wear dom outfits and the members are in bondage gear. Apparently, they don't allow safe words.

 

[jack]

 

[Enkephalen]

How delicious if you had posted a handsome manly man instead of a chick, all wrapped up in his submissive desires.