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Dear Server

Gagh

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I don't know what to say after all these years together. My gamut of emotions are cascading through the very fabric of my soul like an unstoppable tidal wave & I feel my hand trembling as I hold the pen in my clammy hand. To think of all the good times we've had does not put into check the recent difficulties in our relationship.

When we first met, I felt it was right from the start. You had all the energy in the world. Boisterous, feisty & loyal. I in my own way, was perhaps too emphatic. Too prolific, and I feel this may have swamped you. I have been known to drain energy, and I sincerely think that this began to drive a wedge between us.

I cannot bare to see something decline like this. As much as the good times have brought light into my life, we cannot continue. I cannot keep going on in this demanding manner, and I know you cannot continue to support my demands.

So, it is with a heavy heart that I call this relationship to a halt. I know this will be a time of transition for us both, but I will be round Saturday to pick up my things. The Furry-Lobster like creature is in the kitchen. I'll gather all the poached eggs from the fridge, and I know you never liked me having the damned teabags around - they'll go too.

I'll be round in the Afternoon, around 1pm, so you may wish to make yourself busy (I know you won't find this difficult since you claim to have been so fucking busy recently). Whatever way, just get out of my face, and I'll make sure you are rid of me in a quick way.

As good as it's been, I must admit, I won't miss you, you fucking piece of shit. Four fucking years of my life I have slogged my guts out to sustain this worthless relationship, only to see you steal my youth. Well fuck you, bitch. I know your fucking friends have been at you, dragging you out on all night benders.

Oh yes - I knew all about those. No wonder you couldn't go all night, you frigid bitch. "I'm too busy now, come back later." Yeah, like fuck. Too busy with huge G&T's round Mandy's wasting all your energy there. I hope you fucking die you worthless slut. Not even Shattered Corpse deserves treatment like this.

Slag.
 
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STAY THE FUCK UP
 
YOu tell it Wacky!
 
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it's annoying me
 
me too
 
It seems fairly stable right now.
 
Luckily I was babysitting my niece and nephew and missed most of the down time.
 
Lucky for THEM!
 
earlier when I tried to click on this thread the server was busy all of the sudden!!!
 
Hands up who read this.
 
I'm typing with my nose (because my hands are up.)
 
me too
 
Angel Lansbury read it all and she's 81!
 
But she still likes it rough so I hear.
 
So you KNOW FIRSTHAND, you mean!
 
aLL THGAT EFFORT.
 
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