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eloisel said:
Where is miss manners?
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I'm TELLING YOU FUCKS THIS SHIT IS SURREAL!!!!

Did anyone see that episode of the Twilight Zone where the guy goes to the moon and comes back and everything is "kind of" the same?
 
no, but at least you've accepted we are not duals. so you were wrong before
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You're good friend is trying to play a character. Therefore he is using a false online persona, or attempted to before he ballsed it up immediatley.

That's dual worthy enough. He has already presented his clear lack at humor or wit by using vulgarities and shoolyard taunts.

What is your agenda here? Would you like to tell me Headspace? Because from my vantage point it looks like the exact same boring shit we have seen 80 million times allready. Would you like to clear that up for me?
 
It's amusing us. I've had about 12 posts or something and been accused of being a dual about 3 times.

We don't mean to fuck with your head, it's just amusing that you have the same problem we do. The profileration of duals means that you constantly suspect any new members.

It also amazes me that you are so open with the trolling. It's good, I get the concept, but it's confusing. I am much more used to the sniggering like naughty schoolboys in hidden forums than this kind of behaviour. Your methods are probably more grown up, (especially as phpBB is so full of holes anyway)

It's a very insular site, and perhaps we are just poking at that a little.
 
Okay I'm a dual, but who am I?
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Don't care.

It's amusing us. I've had about 12 posts or something and been accused of being a dual about 3 times.

We don't mean to fuck with your head, it's just amusing that you have the same problem we do. The profileration of duals means that you constantly suspect any new members.

It also amazes me that you are so open with the trolling. It's good, I get the concept, but it's confusing. I am much more used to the sniggering like naughty schoolboys in hidden forums than this kind of behaviour. Your methods are probably more grown up, (especially as phpBB is so full of holes anyway)

It's a very insular site, and perhaps we are just poking at that a little
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Drop your little buddy. He's giving you a bad name. You will be accused of being duals because you probably are. And if you're not then, well, thats great too.

We have no time for posters who come here to attempt to stir up trouble or say how gay, crap, lame, stupid, shit, ect, ad infinitum TK is. It's been done to death and it's been done in much more creative ways than your buddy did with his first post. Why did I jump on it? TK is slow at this time of day and shit like this deserves nothing more than denouncing as totally boring.

If you want to join the community without playing any silly little characters out then welcome aboard. But if you just want to play out characters then a word of advice.. Get a hook and be smart about it. because this is not it. I will hold off judgemnt on you but the other one has allready made it clear what a twat he is.


That is all.
 
To answer your last post AND your PM, head: A flaw in your observation of this place is thinking that the actual career trolls are the ones posting so "openly". More than likely it's not the case.

I'm most definitely not a troll, I don't know what's gone on at most of the boards that caused us to have a rise in new "members" recently, other than what I've read. There are other things to do here besides trolling and talking about trolling.

There is the all-important work of spamming up the joint to tend to as well.
 
Indeed. I don't think of myself as a Troll. I am a MF'er. It's where I derive my enjoyment of TK from and the second that was taken away I would never post here again.

I think the problem with TK is that people don't know what to do when they get here. Some assimilate into the mix perfectly as valued posters. Kerb for example. Others, not so much.
 
Yep and you've had nothing to say for 3,810 posts.

Nah, you're allright. It's the big bad boy superiority complexes that gets me. It's lame.
 
Mentalist said:
Indeed. I don't think of myself as a Troll. I am a MF'er. It's where I derive my enjoyment of TK from and the second that was taken away I would never post here again.

I think the problem with TK is that people don't know what to do when they get here. Some assimilate into the mix perfectly as valued posters. Kerb for example. Others, not so much.
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Mentalist, I'm going to nominate you for an award.
 
Ah menty *blushes*

I usually don't have anything of interest to anyone to say. I just come here cause it's better than sitting with my thumb up my ass.
 
eloisel said:
Where is miss manners? Lunagoth wants to play a game.
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missmanners is in Snaggletooth, Kentucky working. missmanners is cranky. There is nothing that even remotely qualifies as a poolboy down here.

;)
mm
 
Lunagoth said:
Hmm. As I suspected. This is all too familiar. Are you guys evil leet hax0rs who track IP addresses and send viruses and spam? Or are you good trolls who just enjoy a good board trolling?
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Hello dear.... there are no trolls here, don't be silly. Now tell me all about YOU! Do you like cookies? Do you know anything about pool care?

;)
mm
 
Whatever you do MM, don't get into the truck with Bubba. He will marry you and make you his trailer park princess. You'll start smoking camel non fliters, drinking malt liquor, and pop out kids at least once a year. STAY AWAY FROM BUBBA!
 
headspace said:
It's amusing us. I've had about 12 posts or something and been accused of being a dual about 3 times.

We don't mean to fuck with your head, it's just amusing that you have the same problem we do. The profileration of duals means that you constantly suspect any new members.

It also amazes me that you are so open with the trolling. It's good, I get the concept, but it's confusing. I am much more used to the sniggering like naughty schoolboys in hidden forums than this kind of behaviour. Your methods are probably more grown up, (especially as phpBB is so full of holes anyway)

It's a very insular site, and perhaps we are just poking at that a little.
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And hello to you too as well dear..... please DO forgive me for not extending a proper welcome earlier... (with red carpet and tea) but this pesky little thing called work has kept me otherwise occupied lately. Please enjoy your stay at TK and do let me know if there is ANYTHING I can do to make your stay a more pleasant experience.

have a nice day....

;)
mm
 
Mandi said:
Whatever you do MM, don't get into the truck with Bubba. He will marry you and make you his trailer park princess. You'll start smoking camel non fliters, drinking malt liquor, and pop out kids at least once a year. STAY AWAY FROM BUBBA!
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Which one? Not that it matters, they all look alike and you need a whole room full to get a full set of teeth. The first one that even THINKS about touching me gets to see where I carry my .38.

;)
mm
 
missmanners said:
Hello dear.... there are no trolls here, don't be silly. Now tell me all about YOU! Do you like cookies? Do you know anything about pool care?

;)
mm
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No, but I think I have a friend for you. I know someone who can speak to no end about snack cakes and shoe shining. Would that qualify?
 
Lunagoth said:
No, but I think I have a friend for you. I know someone who can speak to no end about snack cakes and shoe shining. Would that qualify?
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I dont need a friend dear.... I need amusement. Now .... please, I want to hear about YOU!

;)
mm
 
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