Dearest TQ,

[Mandi]

Don't worry BG, there's plenty of me to go around

 

[Mentalist]

here I just wrote some alternative lyrics to WAR! and I'm going to post them because I'm scared of this thread:


Lyrics by Mentalist.



War huh-yeah, what is it good for?
Pretty much everything
War huh-yeah, what is it good for?
Pretty much everything,
say it again
War huh-yeah, what is it good for?
Pretty much everything,
listen to me


Ohhh? War! I love it guys
Because it means destruction?
Of rock throwing Iraqi lives

War! means tears
to thousands of Star Wars fans eyes
When the scroll starts to roll
we feel complete in our geekdom lives
If its good enough for Lucas you know that CGI fun-time is alive, huh!

I said - War! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely everything
Say it again

War! Whoa, Lord ...
What is it good for
Absolutely everything
Listen to me?

War! It ain't nothing but a CNN beer breaker
War! Friend only to the undertaker..
War! It's an enemy to all mankind
Whats with all these wrestiling references am I out of my mind?

War has caused unrest in the younger Jedi generation
Induction then destruction-
Who wants to die? Count dooku ya'll thats right!

Ohhh? War Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely everything
Say it, Say it, Say it

War! Uh-huh Yeah - Huh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely everything
Listen to me?

War! It ain't nothing but a CNN beer breaker
War! It's got one friend, but hes bigger than you and he can lay the 1-2 haymaker
War has shattered many a young dictators dreams
Made him disabled bitter and mean.. (look ma! no hands!)
Life is much to precious to spend listening to the UN's ways..
War can't give life, it can only take it away but it makes CNN more interesting than Will & Grace, hey!

War! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely everything
Say it again

War! Whoa, Lord ...
What is it good for
Absolutely everything
Listen to me?

War! It ain't nothing but a CNN beer breaker
War! Friend only to the undertaker (He got his belt back!)
Peace Love and Understanding;
tell me, is there no place for them today?
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows the French are sure there's a better way

War! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Fucking everything!
Say it, Say it, Say it

War! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Stand up and shout it.
EVERYTHING!

 

[Mandi]

Menty, you suck. You always jack my thread. I don't jack yours. Maybe I should.....oh nice lyrics btw..

 

[Mentalist]

Yeah I suck. And thanks.

 

[Blindgroping]

WOULD YOU TWO QUITE JACKING EACHOTHER OFF!!!?????


Damnit, I'm trying to sleep here!

 

[Mandi]

No, i'm trying to jack you off

 

[Blindgroping]

The mouth works better.

 

[Mandi]

whatever you want

 

[The Question]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, WAW! Huh! Good God, yaw!
Whuddizzzit good fo'!
Ass-o-looleh nuffin!
Say it agin!

 

[Mandi]

What? I'm Confused!

 

[Blindgroping]

Remember TQ, She's only 18.

 

[Mandi]

and you're point is??? I'm still legal

 

[Mandi]

Hark, is that my phone ringing.......erm no nevermind, that was the tv

 

[The Question]

All right, all right, hint taken. Hold yer... TV remote.

 

[Blindgroping]

and you're point is??? I'm still legal

True, It's a joke that only us old folk will get.

 

[Mandi]

oh yer not that old

 

[Blindgroping]

Ok, my back hurts, I'm becoming lactose intolerent, and started acid reflux today.

And I don't think about sex 24/7, I save it for everyother week.

 

[Mandi]

ok yeah you are old!