Death Bear

[Dirk Funk]

lolwut? http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/35319061/ns/today-valentines_day

 

[Mirah]

Well on a related article, this one was much better:
Trade cynicism for sex!
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/35300136/ns/today-valentines_day/

Sounds like a splendid idea to me.

 

[Yub]

I totally less than three Death Bear. Death Bear FTW.

 

[Dr Dave]

Death Bear is a good idea.

 

[Yub]

I think if I'm rich enough, I'll fly Death Bear over here when I die to be one of my pallbearers.

 

[Dr Dave]

Does Death Bear even do funerals?

 

[Yub]

It would fall somewhere the the scope of his raison d'être, I'm sure.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It doesn't actually kill people? Lame.

 

[Gagh]

DEATH LLAMA is most displeased.

 

[Dr Dave]

It doesn't actually kill people? Lame.

There are certain legal issues with that.

 

[Dirk Funk]

The Death Badger is also upset at this pretender who is attempting to steal his glory.