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Denise Welch

CaptainWacky

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I want to smell dark matter
I'd rather carve my eyes out with a dead baby than watch Loose Women.
 
When do they start to bring on the celebrities?
 
2013.
 
Seems like the type who you'd end up stuck sitting with in the garden as she gives you a lecture about how you're young and you've grot a flot troo learnnnnn have i finished the brottle aldeary?!
 
Seems like she's trying too hard to be the "wacky" middle aged woman.
 
I saw a Facebook poll and she was by far the most popular one in the house. (Or at least the most popular woman)
 
Shes married to Dennis from Auf Weidersein pet, if that means anything to anyone.
 
She's actually good casting in the sense of attracting viewers: Loose Women gets a huge number of middle aged woman viewers and they'll be talking about her on ITV every day.
 
I'm talkin' DOWNTOWN!
 
Her eyes are annoying.
 
Wow, it's Cleo Rocos/Dirk Benedict all over again. FUDDLEMIFF WOULD GET THIS.
 
YES although Cleo was at least sort of attractive, despite the middle aged cleavage.

Proposed thread title change: Denise Witch.
 
The bigger the front the bigger the back.
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
They're never going to stop talking about it either.
 
Sonia: Calling Denise emotionally disturbed on live telly... it ain't on.

[Denise comes over and squeezes Sonia's breasts]

Denise: EEK EEK EEK EEK EEK!
 
Sharon Osborne should visit, and smack her around a bit.

(Sharon does a "View/Loose Women" show here as well, The Talk, which is hosted by the Chenbot, our BB host)
 
I imagine I'd rather carve my own eyes out with a rusty dead baby than watch that.
 
Has she drowned in her own tears yet? Please?

If I hear them all talk about snoring one more time, I may stop watching.
 
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