Depressing poem

[CaptainWacky]

I sit alone in the dark and think,
Of how much lower I can sink,
I try to masturbate my cock,
But can't get round the mental block,
I punch myself hard on the head,
It would make no difference if I were dead,
There is no hope nothing good to come,
The present is all and it's totally sucksome,
I want to go back and do it all again,
Or so I seem to think now and then,
In truth I was meant for the world I'm in,
Whatever I do I cannot win,

 

[Gagh]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm Dyslexic,
U()!*)jeghl SJPO 0U9UW o!l>NKJHWK you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rose are red,
Drew Carey is blue,
He was never legally eliminated from Royal Rumble 2002,
AND MAVEN IS THE SAME TOO

 

[Gagh]

Kane was a machine, quite red,
The meanie was blue,
Kane eliminated X-pac, but he came back,
AND THE BLUE MEANIE IS A FAT CUNT MARRIED TO AN UGLY PORN ACTRESS, AND HE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD BY JBL AND CRIED ALL OVER THE FUCKING INTERWEB LIKE WE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FAT, PALE, PUDGY UGLY PORN-ACTRESS POKING WANKERS
Oh, and the BWO were blue too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Stevie Richards is still under contract, but never on tv,
The Dudleyz are now in TNA, named Team 3D,
Tazz is fat, Michael Cole and he split,
Randy Orton makes fun of Divas, in their bags he does shit,
JBL IS PRO BUSH AND ANTI-RAPE LOL

 

[Mentalist]

 

[CaptainWacky]

my poem was quite good actually