Dermot said Ken has quit too

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH, GREAT MOVE PUTTING JADE FUCKING GOODY IN, BB.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yup, it was all going so well until they stuck her in. At this rate, Shylpa and Jermaine will be gone soon too. They've already discussed it, and god knows, I wouldn't blame them for wanting out.

And if Dirk leaves!! We'll I'''llllll *shakes fist*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ken's gone? WELL I'M CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO WATCH NOW!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL YOU CHEECKY BPLUMB

 

[EnglishRose]

I liked Ken, I miss him

 

[whisky]

Your next post will be your 2000th

 

[headvoid]

I had put some money on Ken dying when inside the house. How dare he!

 

[whisky]

there's still the inevitable reunion show

 

[CaptainWacky]

They should put him back in but blacked-up with shoe polish and say it's just "some black guy."

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jade can inquire if he's really black, and not look like a simpleton for once.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then he can rape her.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's where the straight jacket comes in.

 

[Cassie]

Would they show the rape on TV? Or would you get some "Please stand by, we are experiencing technical difficulties" message?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They'd show it if it was Jade.

 

[headvoid]

Jade is perfect unfortunately for the show, she has an epileptic fit about cheese on biscuits and her mum has the arm of death. How are you not liking this?

 

[Grammour Boy]

Ken didn't say good bye.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because it's supposed to be CELEBRITY Big Brother. The point is supposed to be seeing how celebrities act in the house, not someone who's already been on regular Big Brother, her mad racist mum and her mute boyfriend.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Very compelling plotline thus far! I'm enjoying the show immemsely.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's real!

 

[Grammour Boy]

In the words of Ken Russell, "It's just a game"

A real game. But a game nonetheless.