Dermot said Ken has quit too

[CaptainWacky]

A game where DEATHS occur.

 

[headvoid]

if only

 

[CaptainWacky]

There are casualties in any war.

 

[headvoid]

I would accept a few injuries. Maybe they can all punch each other hard in the shoulder and give each other dead arms as a sign of solidarity for jackie

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe they should just all punch her in the face again and again until she says no more.

 

[headvoid]

I would watch russel brand if they did that

 

[Cassie]

Maybe they should give her a killer wedgie!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

C.J. stands at the back of the room, clearing her throat before speaking.

C.J.
Mr. President.

BARTLET
Yeah?

C.J.
Hi!

BARTLET
Hi.

C.J.
I’m sorry to ask you this, sir.

BARTLET
Not too late to stop yourself.

C.J.
I need you to pardon a turkey.

BARTLET
I already pardoned a turkey.

C.J.
I need you to pardon another one.

BARTLET
Didn’t I do it right?

C.J.
You did it great, but I need you to come out here and pardon another one.

BARTLET
Aren’t I gonna get a reputation for being soft on turkeys?

C.J.
Sir, could you come out here and just get this over with?

BARTLET
No, I’m not just gonna get this--What the hell is going on?

C.J.
[approaches] They sent me two turkeys. The most photo-friendly of the two gets a Presidential pardon and a full life at a children’s zoo. The runner-up gets eaten.

BARTLET
If the Oscars were like that, I’d watch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd be ROLLING IN THE AISLES if I watched THe West Wing (I don't.)