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Dershocka PWNS the Gutters

I was gonna start a thread sayin I trolled ya. I also had every intention on going to that con with my cousin in Florence KY (who I was already visiting). That's the only reason I claimed I was gonna go at all. Shit happens, and I didn't make it. Why ruin everyone's fun by showing up? Maybe next year.
 
Elrod said:
You were going to start a thread congratulating yourself for not showing up at a con after saying you were going to?
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Nerd. Kind of like when I pwned you/your friends/syncophants/clique/whatever with a similar troll. It's hysterical, now you're over here backpedaling.

That's what's pathetic.
 
PWNED on two boards at the same time. That's got to be some sort of record.

FTR, dershocka pwns you forever :D
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
You shouldn't say that to him, he might not understand it.
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He's so wrapped up in how well he is trolling us, he doesn't see how well wrapped up in the troll he is.
 
Dershocka said:
I was gonna actually go is the sad part. Reality has no place on a message board.
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It's true. TK is cool, 'cuz you can dare to be real here, and no one gives a shit. The Geeky Masturbatory Adolescent Radioactive Black-Belt Hamsters don't dig the cut of that jib at all, clearly.
 
jack said:
He's so wrapped up in how well he is trolling us, he doesn't see how well wrapped up in the troll he is.
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They tend to take things out of context and flap their fists in whatever direction they think someone's insulting them from.

They remind me of stupid retarded bears. The kind that sit in their own shit.
 
I liked those puppets. "Retarded Bear", and Retarded Bear's Mother. Different than Rogue Nanci (ll my alltime fave) but still funny.
 
You Were Smart Not To Go To This Con-Vention, Dershocka. Had You Gone The Man-Child Would Have Forced You To Waste Hard-Earned Money And Purchase His Inferior Cartoon Books About Elephants.
 
jack said:
I liked those puppets. "Retarded Bear", and Retarded Bear's Mother. Different than Rogue Nanci (ll my alltime fave) but still funny.
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Those days are gone man. You stay out of the gutters long enough and you realize some of those people are just chasing their own tails.

You get more accomplished too!
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Those days are gone man. You stay out of the gutters long enough and you realize some of those people are just chasing their own tails.

You get more accomplished too!
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Heh.
 
M.O.D.O.K. said:
You Were Smart Not To Go To This Con-Vention, Dershocka. Had You Gone The Man-Child Would Have Forced You To Waste Hard-Earned Money And Purchase His Inferior Cartoon Books About Elephants.
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I don't know why that made me laugh, but it did.
 
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