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Dershocka PWNS the Gutters

Dershocka said:
I just didn't want to go walk around the con by myself. Is that so wrong?

It Was Smart. The Man-Child Was Liable To Kid-Nap You And Force You To Work In His Funny-Book Labor Camp, Endlessly Folding And Stapling Terrible Mini-Comics For Hours At A Time, With Nothing But A Straw Bed And A Bowl Of Gruel For Sustenance.
 
M.O.D.O.K. said:
It Was Smart. The Man-Child Was Liable To Kid-Nap You And Force You To Work In His Funny-Book Labor Camp, Endlessly Folding And Stapling Terrible Mini-Comics For Hours At A Time, With Nothing But A Straw Bed And A Bowl Of Gruel For Sustenance.

I hear Kletz gives pretty enthusiastic blowjobs, especially when he's been coaxed into dressing up in his sister's cheerleaders' outfit.
 
jack said:
LOL and Zibby. You actually met the Ziblet.


LOL, apparently I did, as he undressed me w/ his eyes, hah.

Talk about hangovers man, sheesh.

The last con i was at, I puked at the beehive on the floor after one too many Jaeger shots.

I guess I had to leave Cali in style!
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
P.S. While the rest of us are laughing at you idiots, tell your butt buddy Jimmy Boggins that I've created plenty, he just is too fat and lazy to look for it.

I laughed at this too. he doesn't get it.
 
jack said:
I laughed at this too. he doesn't get it.

He never did. I think the growing bile in his mouth has filled his cheeks, squeezing his eye lids too tightly.


Nobody likes fat color blind fuck Jimmy Pop.

Trimspa motherfucker.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
P.S. While the rest of us are laughing at you idiots, tell your butt buddy Jimmy Boggins that I've created plenty, he just is too fat and lazy to look for it.
Congratulations. When is the baby due? Too late for a D&E I guess?
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
He never did. I think the growing bile in his mouth has filled his cheeks, squeezing his eye lids too tightly.


Nobody likes fat color blind fuck Jimmy Pop.

Trimspa motherfucker.
Such personal animosity! Why are you so angry?
 
jack said:
I hear Kletz gives pretty enthusiastic blowjobs, especially when he's been coaxed into dressing up in his sister's cheerleaders' outfit.

Do You Think His Parents Were Foolish Enough To Spawn Children After Him?
 
Alex Buchet said:
Congratulations. When is the baby due? Too late for a D&E I guess?


Should I call you "Fallback Boy" now?


You're that desperate to try an old insult?

You can't get at me the same way.

Flap your fists some more angry Elrod, lol.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Cause idiots like you deprived mother earth of her precious Oxygen.

Why are you such a coward sock fucker?
I was asking why you have such animosity towards geedis. I know why you dislike me. :bigass:
 
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