Describe the posting style of the poster above you....

[Cassie]

The poster above me dances naked covered in chocolate sauce at the women's correctional facility on Tuesday nights. OMG RAPE!!

 

[FBI parte due]

The poster above me abuses cocaine and tells it to tell the neighbors it "just fell down the stairs."

 

[Dershocka]

The poster above me internet cock blocked me.

 

[Ishcabittle]

The poster above me posts as one would post with several drink swizzles shoved in their nose, ears, and hair.

 

[The Dork Lord]

The poster above me posts as if he hasn't been laid in years.

 

[Tisiphone]

The poster above me likes to tell people around here they haven't gotten laid.

 

[The Dork Lord]

The poster above me is much better than me at Majong.

 

[Ishcabittle]

The poster above me posts thread killing posts.

 

[Cassie]

The poster above me is a secret agent man.

 

[Ishcabittle]

The poster above me has farts that smell like flowers, AND, she can turn the world on with her smile.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The poster about me is SILENT but VIOLENT, you could say!

 

[Cassie]

The poster above me makes me make goat noises for his enjoyment.. OMG THAT SOUNDS DIRTY BUT IT'S NOT!!!

lol.. I did it Wacky ---> http://www.savefile.com/files/743290

 

[El Machorro]

the poster above me suggests an apex predator can smell fear at great distances while effectively keeping the genitalia warm and cozy.

 

[Gagh]

the poster above me suggests an apex predator can smell fear at great distances while effectively keeping the genitalia warm and cozy.

The above poster is looking to annoy as many people as possible in the shortest time available. Part of him however, has seen something in the board he quite enjoys for some reason, and now has an unspoken desire to be accepted.

His disjointed, verbose yet grammatically incorrect fashion of posting is all part of his adopted 'character'. Everything points to this individual possessing a mind of some merit, but a lingering doubt as to whether staying around too long is a good idea or not.

Plus, I reckon he likes to be cornholed.

 

[Cassie]

The poster above me should drop the character and just be himself in the Mine Field. OK?

 

[Dershocka]

The poster above me believes in standing by her man,
and giving him two arms to cling to.
And something warm to come to.
When nights are cold and lonely.

Standing by her man,
And telling the world she loves him.
Keep giving all the love she can.

 

[Cassie]

The poster above me posts in the style of a moose on crack.

 

[Ishcabittle]

The poster above me likes to wax philosophical about pie, grass, and lawnmower blades. Although she calls them "sling blades". Mmm-hmm.

 

[FBI parte due]

The poster above me was masturbating madly with a USB cable until he posted that.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Firewire, but yeah.