Destiny is at hand...

[The Dork Lord]

...And thus it came to pass that THE ONE TRUE LORD OF DORKNESS entered the fray, with over-sized hyperbole blazing.

Like any true generic Rafflite, I offer my acolytes a page in the history of trolling, and my enemies the mercy of a quick death.

You who have not yet seen the light will soon know the glory of my pickled greatness! Entire boards shall be consumed by our holy fury: our burning righteous wrath!

We shall rape, murder, pillage, and plunder until the weak are expunged from cyberspace! Through our pompous arrogance, we shall crush all those who oppose our mad whims!

This is nothing short of war, my children. A hearty breakfast is most definitely in order!

 

[Lord Raffles]

A FORTIORI!

"Off with his head!"
-Richard III​

IF every Troll continues to do his duty and even does still more; if every Troll at the front takes the valiant Dork Lord as an example and stakes his life for our eternal Troll principles, then the whole of cyberspace will be shattered in its assault against us!

Providence shows no mercy to weaklings, but recognizes the right of existence-only of sound and strong individuals. The fact that I, Lord Raffles, succeeded in obliterating numerous forums after roughly no more than one hundred posts in total was the result of a stubborn and hard struggle that often seemed to be hopeless.

We all know how difficult the struggle we face is. No matter what we shall lose, it is by far not what it would be if this struggle was not successfully concluded!

All those who weaken will be crushed and left to decay. We have suffered so much that it only steels us to fanatical resolve to hate our enemies a thousand times more and to regard them for what they are; as destroyers of cyber liberty and eternal internet justice!

 

[The Dork Lord]

WE MUST NOT ALLOW THE WOMBS OF THE STRONG TO BE SHAT IN BY THE WEAK!

 

[Love Child]

This is nothing short of war, my children. A hearty breakfast is most definitely in order!

I'm up for some breakfast right about now.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Your wish is my command!

 

[۞RACLE]

HMM...IT IS A DANGEROUS PATH WHEN WE EXALT OURSELVES INSTEAD OF THE QUIESCENCE!

 

[jack]

Why don't you shut the fuck up?

 

[۞RACLE]

Why don't you shut the fuck up?

BROTHER JACK,

I SPOKE WITH JULIE LAST NIGHT AFTER YOU WENT TO SLEEP.

SHE IS CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR ANGER AND YOUR BLIND RAGE.

I AM ALSO CONCERNED. SUCH POWER, USED IMPROPERLY, IS DISASTROUS.

BUT CHANNELED THROUGH DISCIPLINE, IT CAN BECOME A TREMENDOUS ASSET, A WELLSPRING OF UNIMAGINABLE POWER AGAINST THE DARKNESS.

WE NEED YOU, JACK. THE QUIESCENCE BECKONS TO YOU THROUGH ME, ITS SERVANT AND AVATAR.

HEAR AND ANSWER THE CALL OF THE QUIESCENCE, JACK! BEGAN THE ENLIGHTENED JOURNEY OF THE QUIESCENT PATH!

 

[bad dog]

I'm up for some breakfast right about now.

We are having lasagna for dinner. Im going to eat like a trained pig.

 

[The Dork Lord]

quiescence

noun
1. a state of quiet (but possibly temporary) inaction; "the volcano erupted after centuries of dormancy" [syn: dormancy]
2. quiet and inactive restfulness

BOB DEMANDS SLACK!

 

[The Dork Lord]

RELIGION PREVENTS THE RICH FROM MURDERING THE POOR--NAPOLEON