The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
...And thus it came to pass that THE ONE TRUE LORD OF DORKNESS entered the fray, with over-sized hyperbole blazing.
Like any true generic Rafflite, I offer my acolytes a page in the history of trolling, and my enemies the mercy of a quick death.
You who have not yet seen the light will soon know the glory of my pickled greatness! Entire boards shall be consumed by our holy fury: our burning righteous wrath!
We shall rape, murder, pillage, and plunder until the weak are expunged from cyberspace! Through our pompous arrogance, we shall crush all those who oppose our mad whims!
This is nothing short of war, my children. A hearty breakfast is most definitely in order!
Like any true generic Rafflite, I offer my acolytes a page in the history of trolling, and my enemies the mercy of a quick death.
You who have not yet seen the light will soon know the glory of my pickled greatness! Entire boards shall be consumed by our holy fury: our burning righteous wrath!
We shall rape, murder, pillage, and plunder until the weak are expunged from cyberspace! Through our pompous arrogance, we shall crush all those who oppose our mad whims!
This is nothing short of war, my children. A hearty breakfast is most definitely in order!