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DEXTER
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Maybe she's Dexter's hot teacher who is also a murderer and he's conflicted because he should murder her but she's hot.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I just laughed out loud at the young versions of Angel and LaGuerta.
Is Doakes going to be in it? Doakes was awesome.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'm not going to ask "why does this exist?" when I know the answer is "because streaming services need content." But lol it looks so cheap. I hope there's a whole arc about Young Doakes learning the phrase "surprise, motherfucker!"
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Why did I sign on for another fucking Dexter..."
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I watched it out of morbid curiousity. HUGE SPOILERS (lol) below.
Turns out he was just wounded! I remember actually really liking the end of New Blood because it was so final. Little did I know...
So yeah Dexter's in a coma and his life is flashing before his eyes, including stuff that he wasn't present for and couldn't possibly have known (Harry having another son who died because Harry is a drunk was never mentioned before, right?) Half the episode is a remake of the flashbacks to Dexter's first kill from the original show, where the killer nurse was played by Denise Crosby (it's someone else here!) And, as far as these things go...this part is pretty good. I mean it doesn't need to exist AT ALL but the the new Dexter actor does a good job. I thought Deb's actress was good too, even though she looks way too old for high school. Christian Slater's Harry seems a lot more erratic than the original but I guess we mostly saw him as a ghost in Dexter's head. The episode is still dumb as fuck, don't get me wrong! 'Ice, Ice, Baby' plays for no fucking reason at one point. Some of it's so cartoonish that it almost feels like it's going for parody. And Dexter was always at least a bit dumb and cartoonish. Again there's little artistic merit to this but for what it is...it's dumb fun? For now?
Turns out he was just wounded! I remember actually really liking the end of New Blood because it was so final. Little did I know...
So yeah Dexter's in a coma and his life is flashing before his eyes, including stuff that he wasn't present for and couldn't possibly have known (Harry having another son who died because Harry is a drunk was never mentioned before, right?) Half the episode is a remake of the flashbacks to Dexter's first kill from the original show, where the killer nurse was played by Denise Crosby (it's someone else here!) And, as far as these things go...this part is pretty good. I mean it doesn't need to exist AT ALL but the the new Dexter actor does a good job. I thought Deb's actress was good too, even though she looks way too old for high school. Christian Slater's Harry seems a lot more erratic than the original but I guess we mostly saw him as a ghost in Dexter's head. The episode is still dumb as fuck, don't get me wrong! 'Ice, Ice, Baby' plays for no fucking reason at one point. Some of it's so cartoonish that it almost feels like it's going for parody. And Dexter was always at least a bit dumb and cartoonish. Again there's little artistic merit to this but for what it is...it's dumb fun? For now?