Squirtle The Turtle
Grand General of The L.H.A.R
Official Communique From the Supreme Spiritual Council and the Lord's Armies of Righteousness
Henceforth, let it be known that the website known as "DiaperSpace" has received official status as an accepted form of "Holy Porn: from both the Supreme Spiritual Council, the Grand Censor and the Lord's Holy Armies of Righteousness. We are working on hunting down the queer deviants on said website, but wholly approve of these people since most seem to be hetrosexual.
We warn you that any hostile action against these good Citizens will be seen as a hate crime, and you shall be arrested and reeducated in Biblical Reeducation Camps. All the females and hetrosexual males are being checked out and will receive official status from us. Upon receiving th designatyion as "Holy Porn", they may preceed without harrassment from the Grand Censor of the Christian Republic of Jesusland or the Suprekme Spiritual Council