Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Gagh · Oct 4, 2005

No, foot-long schlongs - they were both HERMAPHRODITES to increase rape possibilities.

CaptainWacky · Oct 4, 2005

Were they cavemen?

Gagh · Oct 4, 2005

No, they lived in a top-floor Penthouse in Canary Wharf.

Mentalist · Oct 4, 2005

DID GOD FONDLE ADAM, EVE, OR BOTH ONCE HE HAD MADE THEM?

CaptainWacky · Oct 4, 2005

NO, BUT THE SNAKE DID.

Gagh · Oct 4, 2005

SNAKE ROBERTS, OR SNAKE PLISKIN?

CaptainWacky · Oct 4, 2005

Why did God let the Snake into the Garden of Eden anyway!?

Gagh · Oct 4, 2005

It was some sort of cock thing, wasn't it?

CaptainWacky · Oct 4, 2005

Maybe the bible isn't literal OMG somebody tell Katie.

Gagh · Oct 6, 2005

Katie isn't listening (she's having sex with a negro)