Did anyone start a HAPPY BIRFDAY CAPTAIN WACKY thread yet?

[The Dork Lord]

As your present, next week's AXE WAXING IS FREE!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH MY GOD HAPPY BRTHasf

 

[Loktar]

Happy Birthday, Wacky and your axe!

 

[whisky]

May the forth be with you, young birthdaywan

 

[curiousa2z]

HAPPY CELEBRATION OF THE DAY YOU BIRTHED WACKY

May ducks follow you around in a manner that alarms the neighbours and gives rise to talk!
And your axe.

 

[missmanners]

Cake or spankings?


mm

 

[Yub]

The cake is a lie.

*gets out spanking paddle*

 

[curiousa2z]

mm and Yub, you guys are being chintzy! it's his birthday! Why can't he have cake AND spankings?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Thank you.

At least I'm not as old as Fucktard or Dogbert.

 

[curiousa2z]

I love it when you try optimism!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Most realists are secret pessimists.

 

[Gagh]

Happy birthday to WACKY, his Axe, Dancng Batman & RAPEMAN_69.

WACKY WITH AXE APPROACHING!

 

[Fucktard]

Thank you.

At least I'm not as old as Fucktard or Dogbert.

i so lied to get in here im only 15 lol

whats this smily mean :cosmic: i like it

 

[curiousa2z]

well? did you get cake?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

What is it, 27?

 

[Tisiphone]

Happy Birthday!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

No cake, 27 (says so on the front page, YOU KNOW) and hello Natalie.

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Birthday Wacky.

 

[Cassie]

Happy birthday to you and your axe.

 

[starbys]

What the hell, happy birthday Wacky!

Have some boobs even if naked boobs are against Minefield rules!~

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Are they? I can never remember.