Did Gollum ever get laid?

[CaptainWacky]

THOUGHTS?

 

[Duncelor]

Are you obsessed with Hollywood and TV characters?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's a literature character.

 

[Dark_Temptation]

But also a movie character B)

And honestly I don't care. If he did it was probably a toad B)

 

[jack]

Some people don't realize Paul McCartney had a band before Wings.

 

[jack]

But also a movie character B)

And honestly I don't care. If he did it was probably a toad B)

If you don't care, why argue? It's antithetical to your argument. And Gollum is a literary character. The same way you pronounce Charas.

I prefer lung butter, but then I'm a ####.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes. THE PAUL MCCARTNEY EXPERIENCE.

 

[jack]

YES, I RMEMBER WHEN PAUL TOOK ACID ON THE JOHNNY CARSON SHOW AND PLAYED HOS BASS UPSIDE DOWN WITH HIS TEETH

 

[Duncelor]

Wow. I could have sworn I saw a "Gollum" character in a couple of movies...

Hmmmmm.

Obviously, every fucking character gets written down first, somewhere, in some way, so every single fucking character on TV or in movies is a "literary character."

Idiots.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sure.