Did they learn nothing from Joey?

[Fuddlemiff]

Tut tut. You should only ever let soup simmer, not come to the boil. That turkey and vegetable soup would have been lacking in flavour and goodness.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...I do hope I haven't hurt Headvoid by bringing up this actual real family tragedy (the waste of good soup.)

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm sure he thought you were joking.

 

[headvoid]

I always liked that soup, we never had it again, ever. I can still taste it now.

 

[Dr Dave]

What does it taste like headvoid?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Like turkey and vegetables?

 

[CaptainWacky]

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20030710

You know what, I was fine with the whole Savile Abusing Children For Fifty Years thing but now it's gone TOO FAR!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[YOUTUBE]R0nnU71ggro[/YOUTUBE]

 

[CaptainWacky]

[YOUTUBE]dRZo8CHsgp8[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Enkephalen]

At the very end of your posted video, Chris Hanson's voice sounds like the devil!!

 

[Seph]

It'll be good if they walk out of the front door of the police station, and inexplicably walk into the basket of a trebuchet, and get catapaulted into the wall of a building, dying horribly in a shower of gore.

QFT

 

[Fuddlemiff]

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20030710

You know what, I was fine with the whole Savile Abusing Children For Fifty Years thing but now it's gone TOO FAR!

Dennis Waterman was unavailable for comment when asked where he drew inspiration for his "far more accurate" on-set script changes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You want me to star in it, write the theme song, sing the theme song, molest the kids...

(Do you think I'm overdoing the paedo jokes really? I mean it's pretty horrible really.)

 

[whisky]

Nah, I almost typed that exact sentence.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I've heard the word Saville so many times now its begun to lose all meaning.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's what SHE said! And she was twelve!

(I don't know.)