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SaintLucifer said:
Absolutely, as in I have 'owned' ISHCABITTLE since the very day I met the fucker.

Keep telling yourself that, and maybe someday it will be true!

I'm not the one the entire board fucks with every day... check out your avatar for instance. Check out the "kick me" signs, hell, check out any number of your stupid ass posts.

Face it bub, your style of trolling will get you banned from any regular BBS, but you actually have to have style and substance around here.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Keep telling yourself that, and maybe someday it will be true!

I'm not the one the entire board fucks with every day... check out your avatar for instance. Check out the "kick me" signs, hell, check out any number of your stupid ass posts.

Face it bub, your style of trolling will get you banned from any regular BBS, but you actually have to have style and substance around here.

Come now little girl, jealousy does not become you. Today you remain the same, bland individual I saw the very first day I registered here. At least I am giving the Admins something to do. The silly dorks fail to realise every time they do anything, they become my bitches. Seen my avatars? Images I have posted? Every time they post something, I turn it around and use their own weapon against them. This would no doubt be thanks to my obviously superior intellect. See what I did to HAMBIL? MESSENGER? YOU? Need I go on? You have been 'owned' and you know it. Now run along.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Come now little girl, jealousy does not become you. Today you remain the same, bland individual I saw the very first day I registered here. At least I am giving the Admins something to do. The silly dorks fail to realise every time they do anything, they become my bitches. Seen my avatars? Images I have posted? Every time they post something, I turn it around and use their own weapon against them. This would no doubt be thanks to my obviously superior intellect. See what I did to HAMBIL? MESSENGER? YOU? Need I go on? You have been 'owned' and you know it. Now run along.
LMAO!

Unlike you, good sir, who is likely pacing around the room as I type and trying to think of another oh-so-'clever' vulgar image, I could not care whether you live or die, or even give a moment of thought to you and your spastic online persona when you I don't see you in a thread. That's clearly not the case with you, since you went ahead for the free publicity (Thank you, BTW :))
 
Oh, right:

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SaintLucifer said:
Come now little girl, jealousy does not become you. Today you remain the same, bland individual I saw the very first day I registered here. At least I am giving the Admins something to do. The silly dorks fail to realise every time they do anything, they become my bitches. Seen my avatars? Images I have posted? Every time they post something, I turn it around and use their own weapon against them. This would no doubt be thanks to my obviously superior intellect. See what I did to HAMBIL? MESSENGER? YOU? Need I go on? You have been 'owned' and you know it. Now run along.

OMFG! You're never going to get it, are ya? Do you even know how BBSs work? Here, here's an exersize for you: What's the difference between a mod and an admin?

Notice how it doesn't do shit for you? Same as all of those weapons you've turned against people. The fact that you've put that much effort into trying to piss off the un-piss-offable makes you the PWNED one around here, dickless.

Is that true?

Yes, your honor. This man has no dick.
 
Ishcabittle said:
OMFG! You're never going to get it, are ya? Do you even know how BBSs work? Here, here's an exersize for you: What's the difference between a mod and an admin?

Notice how it doesn't do shit for you? Same as all of those weapons you've turned against people. The fact that you've put that much effort into trying to piss off the un-piss-offable makes you the PWNED one around here, dickless.

Is that true?

Yes, your honor. This man has no dick.

I would suggest you visit http://www.vbulletin.com/ then return to me. Please do not pretend you know what you are talking about. What effort? Took me mere minutes. COYOTE UGLY loved it so much he 'borrowed' one of my altered images for his own use. The un-pissoffable??? *ROTFLMAO*. Love these new words. If they cannot be 'pissed off', why do they go to such lengths in their efforts to piss me off? I have noticed when they fail to raise my ire, they step up those efforts. It angers them that whenever they change my avatar, I see fit to steal theirs and alter to my benefit. I am still trying to see who else is doing the same thing. Oh wait, they do not know how. *ROTFLMAO*. Who 'owns' who around here dear child? I have 'owned' your avatar since the day I met you. I have owned MESSENGER's avatar. I could go on. What takes others hours upon hours to do, takes me mere minutes. How? Superior intellect. See this below? That is JACK's avatar. I now own that too:

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Just because you all cannot do this is no excuse to take out all of your frustrations on me. Wait, yes it is simply because I am the catalyst for that anger. Well, throw those tantrums. Go right ahead whilst I lean back and do my special 'OWNED' laugh as relates to every single individual in this site, up to and including their duals.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I would suggest you visit http://www.vbulletin.com/ then return to me. Please do not pretend you know what you are talking about.

Don't link threads. Answer the question. I've been to vbulletin, I want to see if YOU know the difference. Now run along and look it up so you can come screaming back here to post the answer.

Who 'owns' who around here dear child?

I've owned you. It's plain as day to everyone but you, thus, the ball just keeps rolling.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I would suggest you visit http://www.vbulletin.com/ then return to me. Please do not pretend you know what you are talking about. What effort? Took me mere minutes. COYOTE UGLY loved it so much he 'borrowed' one of my altered images for his own use. The un-pissoffable??? *ROTFLMAO*. Love these new words. If they cannot be 'pissed off', why do they go to such lengths in their efforts to piss me off? I have noticed when they fail to raise my ire, they step up those efforts. It angers them that whenever they change my avatar, I see fit to steal theirs and alter to my benefit. I am still trying to see who else is doing the same thing. Oh wait, they do not know how. *ROTFLMAO*. Who 'owns' who around here dear child? I have 'owned' your avatar since the day I met you. I have owned MESSENGER's avatar. I could go on. What takes others hours upon hours to do, takes me mere minutes. How? Superior intellect. See this below? That is JACK's avatar. I now own that too:

T0_-1_1273617.gif


Just because you all cannot do this is no excuse to take out all of your frustrations on me. Wait, yes it is simply because I am the catalyst for that anger. Well, throw those tantrums. Go right ahead whilst I lean back and do my special 'OWNED' laugh as relates to every single individual in this site, up to and including their duals.

BUGA, BUGA, BUGA!!
 
SaintLucifer said:
I would suggest you visit http://www.vbulletin.com/ then return to me. Please do not pretend you know what you are talking about. What effort? Took me mere minutes. COYOTE UGLY loved it so much he 'borrowed' one of my altered images for his own use.

Would that be the same way you "borrowed" the ambulance image from me and then altered it?

So far, you've stolen my crap on a flag concept, Gagh's one word spamfest, and now my emergency vehicle pics. And I'm sure there's more.

I'm glad we were able to provide you with material. We know it's rather difficult for your limited brian power to both conceive an original concept and impliment it.
 
Sarek said:
Would that be the same way you "borrowed" the ambulance image from me and then altered it?

So far, you've stolen my crap on a flag concept, Gagh's one word spamfest, and now my emergency vehicle pics. And I'm sure there's more.

I'm glad we were able to provide you with material. We know it's rather difficult for your limited brian power to both conceive an original concept and impliment it.

You are just jealous that you are incapable of doing the same thing. You lack any skills or even a smattering of brainpower. This angers you to know end, especially now that I have displayed both since day one. Fear not. One of these days things will improve for your psychotic, nutcase self.
 
SaintLucifer said:
You are just jealous that you are incapable of doing the same thing. You lack any skills or even a smattering of brainpower. This angers you to know end, especially now that I have displayed both since day one. Fear not. One of these days things will improve for your psychotic, nutcase self.

Again, it's the whole reading comprehension thing. Now run along before I bring some bad mojo down on your sorry self.
 
Hey Lucy, what's the difference between a mod and an admin? How about a global moderator? Do you know what a child board is?
 
Ishcabittle said:
Hey Lucy, what's the difference between a mod and an admin? How about a global moderator? Do you know what a child board is?

I love it. People pay the admins to change my avatar via the accumulation of 'points'. I MAKE people change their avatar simply by taking them, altering them and posting them. This seems to piss them off so much they switch to new avatars. Look at The Question and YOU who have done so. I have yet to 'spend' a single point to have your avatars changed. I simply forced you to do so yourselves. This is called being 'PWned'. *points at you all and laughs*. I expect DONOVAN to change his own avatar shortly. :laugh: That will be another avatar change that I have FORCED.

You have all been
PWned.

By the way, according to YOU people on this site, there are no 'moderators'. I told you there were in fact moderators. Now you agree with me after all the 'no moderators here' bullshit? *ROTFLMAO*

You have all been
PWned.

AGAIN.
 
I'm tempted to give that post positive feedback as it borders on intentional irony.

And then I remind myself of the other completely retarded shit this guy has done.
 
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