Did you hear about..

[whisky]

..the prisoner who forgot he had been stabbed in the brain?

He had a memory like a shiv.

 

[Kitty]

:drum:

 

[Yub]

The psychic backlash from that horrific joke just killed millions of fish in the Pacific. The fallout of that is yet to be determined, but it may yet lead to another Ronald Emmerich shitfest. Or perhaps Bay will write and direct the new Spidey reboot. Whatever happens, I blaming you, whisky and your face grating puns.

 

[Dr Dave]

Why did you do it?

 

[curiousa2z]

this thread should have had a warning posted!
I shall have to tell a mod.
something.

 

[Dr Dave]

You should write a long letter ON THIS VERY SUBJECT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I didn't hear about it.