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DID YOU KNOW

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Met my wife online, been together over six years now.

I agree on the "it helps when you both live in the same town" thing.
 

I was asking myself the same question. Probably hoping to get me bombed enough that I would add my bra to the collection hanging from the lights. Hahahahahahahaha suckas!
 
I was asking myself the same question. Probably hoping to get me bombed enough that I would add my bra to the collection hanging from the lights. Hahahahahahahaha suckas!

And the first Google Image Search result for "Tisiphone's Bra" is....


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People look down on those who met on message boards, but how is that any different than using eharmony or match.com? At least on the message boards you know they have the same interest.

True. I can't help being cynical, though, knowing how many lunatics there are on the internet.

*goes back to have another wank in front of his Tisiphone shrine in the basement*
 
I met my exwife online. AOL (this was In 97 mind you) it was a long distance relationship. Didn't turn out too well.
 
And the first Google Image Search result for "Tisiphone's Bra" is....


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See? She's even got her mouth open, waiting for the shots to be poured down her mouth.

Or some other object.....
 
Like a block of cheese?
 
I met Henoch online.
 
I met Filthyrecwhore online and to begin with, it was... wonderful. Just the best feeling ever. Then one day while chatting on msn I accidentally typed a message about Star Trek, which had been intended for #trollkingdom. That was it. It was over. He went into a fit of rage and... *deep breath* this is why he hasn't posted since. :(
 
Is this why you keep calling me on the phone crying about Star Trek? You do know by the way I usually just set the phone down and go eat some good cheese?
 
I thought you were just quiet because you agreed with me about my theory that Kirk and Spock and Picard and Riker are essentially the same characters, but in opposite points on the chain of command. :(
 
That sounds like a reasonable theory.

But lets talk about me.
 
GERMAN SOUP CHEESE RADIO MORMON PILLZ LOL
 
I'M NOT MORMON!

:rwmad:
 
MORE, MON! MORE CHEESE, MON! JAH CHEESE!
 
Its gouda to see you
 
OH GOD ITS TURNING INTO ONE OF THESE!!!
 
Chedder seen that coming
 
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