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Good point. He's been brainwashed to the point of seriously believing they are harmless. HARMLESS! PENGUINS!!! HA!!!!!
 
Hey, whatever I can do to stop those filthy sea-water guzzlers! Which reminds me - I'm currently in talks with some Occupy Antartica activists about the next Campaign Against Penguins Infiltrating Climate Engineering (CAPICE). Their head scientist says they've finally found enough evidence to officially link the global climate change to a subdiversion of Penguins United, a terror organization that has long been under suspect of trying to expand the habitat of the aggressive Emperor Penguins into the northern hemisphere.

I'll keep you informed once the story is about to be released!
 
Good point. He's been brainwashed to the point of seriously believing they are harmless. HARMLESS! PENGUINS!!! HA!!!!!

Penguins ARE harmless, it is you filthy humans that are the aggressors. My great grandfather is a proud and noble penguin, you bastards.
 
Penguins actually do compete directly with seals for habitat.

So basically that means that for every few dumb penguins out there, there's a poor, cute, intelligent seal who has something like this happen to it because it couldn't find a secure enough spot on the ice:

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Think about that.
 
Yeah, THINK ABOUT THAT, LOKTAR!! Today it's the poor seals, but tomorrow - IT COULD BE YOU!!
 
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