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[Dr Dave]

Springer is ok, Cassie just hates it cus they wouldn't let her on the show.

 

[Cassie]

Honey, they couldn't pay me enough to go on that show.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH NO YOU DIH-INT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was going to be on the "I married my horse" show. I told them I didn't really marry by horse and in fact I don't even have a horse but Jerry said "WHO CARES, IT'S ALL FAKE ANYWAY!" then injected heroin into my eyeballs and I went into a coma and couldn't appear.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What's FUNNYSAD about that is that it's completely believable for a Springer show.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maury is better anyway due to the focus on whorish teens.

 

[Dr Dave]

lol

Episodes of Murry can be classified as follows: Caught on tape, DNA testing fun,Wild slut teens, and Is this a man in drag.

 

[Cassie]

Montel has them all beat cause he's got Sylvia Browne.

 

[Laker_Girl]

lol

Episodes of Murry can be classified as follows: Caught on tape, DNA testing fun,Wild slut teens, and Is this a man in drag.

You forgot shocking sex secrets and lie detector tests but clearly, you are a fan.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I want to make a show where they JUST FUCKING KILL EVERYBODY!

 

[Dr Dave]

You forgot shocking sex secrets and lie detector tests but clearly, you are a fan.

I'm not, just one of the things I know.

 

[Dr Dave]

I want to make a show where they JUST FUCKING KILL EVERYBODY!

Gold Jerry Gold!

 

[Cassie]

I just want them to make a show where several strangers move into a house where they have no contact with the outside world for 3 months. They compete for the privilege of having a bedroom all to themselves for a week at a time.. and they plot to get other house guests evicted.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie...

I think you need to do less drugs.

 

[Cassie]

That wouldn't be fun at all.

 

[Dr Dave]

I can not argue with that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I do ten drugs.

 

[The Dork Lord]

a day?

 

[CaptainWacky]

AN HOUR

 

[Dr Dave]

Hour of drug power!