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DIE WASP, DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!!11

I hate anyone who tries to talk to me.
 
Cassie, why does she think her dogs warrant so much convo? Are they a special breed?
 
NO she's just slightly insane about her dogs. This morning's conversation was about constipation, OMG send the men in white coats!!

Actually she's a lovely sweet person and I should be ashamed of myself for talking about her. BUT OMG POOP!
 
WHATEVER, WHAT SAY YOU ABOUT THE DEAD FAMILY OF WASPS THAT WILL NEVER RISE TO BE SEEN AGAIN BY THINGS WITH EYES AND HEARTS AND MINDS AND SOULS AND LOVE AND PIES AND BALLET?!?!?!?!!??!
 
I was hanging out with a freind of mine at her place, and a friend of hers was in town wanted to come over, I was ok with it (more people seemd like a fine idea), well it basicly turned into them talking and I just sat there for the rest of the evening, occasionaly makeing a comment or two.

The friend of my friend seemed very exciteable (cute girl though), the thing is she liked this college team in Texas (she didnt ever go to that school mind you), and I made the mistake of saything something negitive about the team, I got an earfull.

I eventually got so bored I desided to leave.

Good times!
 
Ishcabittle said:
WHATEVER, WHAT SAY YOU ABOUT THE DEAD FAMILY OF WASPS THAT WILL NEVER RISE TO BE SEEN AGAIN BY THINGS WITH EYES AND HEARTS AND MINDS AND SOULS AND LOVE AND PIES AND BALLET?!?!?!?!!??!
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How about "If only they were the Bushes"?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
How about "If only they were the Bushes"?
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okay, that's fair.
 
fuck you dave
 
Your not my type, so no.
 
Cassie said:
Did you ever know anyone who used over exaggerated facial expressions ALL THE TIME when they talk?
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Oh... MY.... GOD.

DAVINA MCCALL IS YOUR SISTER!
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RL INFORMATION! DELETE! DELETE!
 
Cassie said:
I put tobacco on the bite to make it stop hurting,
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er.. sorry?

Is it just me or do I imagine that REALLY SMARTING BADLY!"
 
SPIDERS AND MAGGOTS AND WASPS OH MY!
 
BTW, family or not, I would tolerate NO POOP DISCUSSION!
 
I didn't use burning tobacco! If you get stung by a wasp you can use a little tobacco and some spit OR OTHER WET WATER to moisten it then put it on the bite. It is supposed to take the pain away. I don't know if it really works or if it's just an old wives tale. I don't get bit by wasps very often, so I haven't done side by side comparison tests.

I looked at the wasp nest this morning, which I liberally doused with wasp killer stuff the other day... LO AND BEHOLD THERE WAS ONE SURVIVOR OF THE WASP MASSACRE! NOT ANYMORE!!!!
 
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