Dildo Diaries?

[missmanners]

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Oh deargawd....


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[Homo Erectus]

I was hoping you were going to share.

 

[eloisel]

I remember Molly.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Can't we just kick that fucking state out of the Union?

 

[missmanners]

They will probably have an extra question on the census in Texas. "Do you own 6 or more dildos?" Er.... they can't call them dildos, right? They'd have to call them demonstrators.


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[Donovan]

I still crack up at the lady selling buttplugs. "No, the anus isn't a sex orifice, you can go ahead and stick these anywhere" lol

 

[Mirage]

I didn't think anyone actully said prevert anymore.

 

[Consumer]

No one says it and means it at least.

 

[Donovan]

a prevert is just a pervert before his first growth spurt.

 

[eloisel]

a prevert is the one you don't know
a pervert is one you do

 

[Donovan]

A provert is a pervert who has lost amateur status.

 

[Conchaga]

A postvert is a dead pervert.

 

[Loktar]

Thought this thread was gonna be about a sequel to the Vagina Monologues.

 

[Donovan]

Vaginas are illegal in Texas.

 

[Loktar]

Vaginas are illegal in Texas.

I thought they were just bigger in Texas.

 

[Conchaga]

What sort of euphemism could you use for a pocket pussy?