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Dildo Diaries?

I was hoping you were going to share.
 
I remember Molly.
 
Can't we just kick that fucking state out of the Union?
 
They will probably have an extra question on the census in Texas. "Do you own 6 or more dildos?" Er.... they can't call them dildos, right? They'd have to call them demonstrators.

:D
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I still crack up at the lady selling buttplugs. "No, the anus isn't a sex orifice, you can go ahead and stick these anywhere" lol
 
I didn't think anyone actully said prevert anymore.
 
No one says it and means it at least.
 
a prevert is just a pervert before his first growth spurt.
 
a prevert is the one you don't know
a pervert is one you do
 
A provert is a pervert who has lost amateur status.
 
A postvert is a dead pervert.
 
Thought this thread was gonna be about a sequel to the Vagina Monologues.:(
 
Vaginas are illegal in Texas.
 
What sort of euphemism could you use for a pocket pussy?
 
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