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Ding, Dong the bitch is dead!

Enkephalen said:
Even I, the invisible poster, can get Jack riled up. So I guess it's not such a great feat after all, or Jack has anger management issues.
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Is your shoulder dislocated from patting yourself on the back endlessly?

You mistake what is my simple amusement for "anger issues", and you're totally pwned in the process.

TYIAbtw for the props.
 
jack said:
No I didnt miss the "I'm engaged" thread. Jeez Coulter Girl. He gave you one of his kidney stones embedded in some Cracker Jack setting.

Congratufuckinglations.
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FYI, calling me Coulter Girl doesn't bother and is therefore stupid but then you are you.

As we speak my 2 karet is being set in a pave setting. It's good to have jewelers in the family.
 
Laker_Girl said:
FYI, calling me Coulter Girl doesn't bother and is therefore stupid but then you are you.

As we speak my 2 karet is being set in a pave setting. It's good to have jewelers in the family.
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Karat, darling. :D your "jewelers" must be as ignorant as you are.
 
^Spelling error? DEAR GOD NO!

You make me laugh 'cause you're so stupid. :lol:

And yes, my accidentally spelling something wrong automatically makes aaaaall of my family poor spellers. So your whole family is a bunch of lying bellhops?

BDM busted you down to the core jack-o, don't try to recover now.
 
I see I've struck a nerve! We won't even get into how mentioning BDM in this little exchange shows how badly you've been pwned :D.

You were just mentioning how wonderful it was to have jewelers in the family, I hope they know what a karat really is, that's all. :::laughing:::

Jeez Coulter Girl, relax. Smoke some cock. Mellow out.
 
I'm sorry for Tammy Faye's family and the people who cared about her. She was in the public eye a long time, a great deal of it through scandal and as the object of ridicule because of her makeup. That she kept coming back to tell people, many of whom had been very unkind to her, that God loved them is a testament to her personal belief and love of God. Personally, if I were a troll, I'd worry about trolling someone like Tammy Faye. Of all of us, God probably loves her best. God is the supreme troll with a wicked sense of humor. If you don't believe that, think about those Egyptians that got tricked into going into a dry sea bed then, at the point of no return, God said, "Psych!"
 
Sarek said:
If god loved Tammy Faye best, it was only because he owned stock in Avon. ;)
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You might want to take extra precaution in your future. God may strike you with a horrible disfiguring disease so that you have to wear a bucket of makeup on your face just so you can go out in public.
 
eloisel Nah, I'm an itty bitty voluptuos woman with a real woman's butt. No spindly here.

I am completely smitten
 
That was my point, too. Having Donut Boy and Coulter Girl do the happy dance over it was classless.
 
^^EXCUSE ME DUMBASS jack?! I do believe I DEFENDED Tammy Faye, you fucking useless moron. Once again you pipe up, totally uninformed but as always it's my pleasure pointing out what a fuck face you are.

Idiot.
 
Fuck off Coulter Girl. Go kill a Commie for Christ, or do some framing.

Something.
 
eloisel said:
I'm sorry for Tammy Faye's family and the people who cared about her. She was in the public eye a long time, a great deal of it through scandal and as the object of ridicule because of her makeup. That she kept coming back to tell people, many of whom had been very unkind to her, that God loved them is a testament to her personal belief and love of God. Personally, if I were a troll, I'd worry about trolling someone like Tammy Faye. Of all of us, God probably loves her best. God is the supreme troll with a wicked sense of humor. If you don't believe that, think about those Egyptians that got tricked into going into a dry sea bed then, at the point of no return, God said, "Psych!"
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That argument only works if you're a monotheist.
 
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