DLA seizes control of the Badlands

[Enkephalen]

Awww, geeze, Onyx, don't be that way. You have to show mercy to your potential and declared enemies otherwise no one will stay with your organization -- it is orgaqnized, isn't it?

And you didn't even answer one question I asked!! How do you expect people to join up if you don't answer sincere inquiries? During your membership drive you need to be a little less intimidating and a little more open. Get a PR front man/woman to ease you into the political position you have placed yourself and be friendlier. You know, surgar, flies, vinegar, frowns?

C'mon, Mr. O, turn that frown upside down and give us a litle cuddle, a little slap and tickle and I just may reconsider joining if you'll give me something to work with here.

*smootches*

 

[Sarek]

THE DUAL LIBERATION ARMY WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE!

YOUR RESISTANCE IS NOTED AND WILL BE DEALT WITH SEVERELY ONCE WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE BADLANDS AND THEN THE ENTIRE BOARD.

WE HAVE ENOUGH KARMA RESERVES TO FIGHT AND PUNISH ANYONE WHO DEFIES US

COMPLY OR DIE

*Does a Gibb's bitch slap to the back of Oxymorons head*

Grow up, fluffy.

 

[jack]

I need to know who's in charge so I can suck up to them. Has this power struggle been resolved yet?

Once upon a time, in a land far far away............

 

[Loktar]

THE DUAL LIBERATION ARMY WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE!

YOUR RESISTANCE IS NOTED AND WILL BE DEALT WITH SEVERELY ONCE WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE BADLANDS AND THEN THE ENTIRE BOARD.

WE HAVE ENOUGH KARMA RESERVES TO FIGHT AND PUNISH ANYONE WHO DEFIES US

COMPLY OR DIE

*yawn*

I've been waiting 8 years now for the DLA to take over the Badlands. WTF IS TAKING SO DAMN LONG?

 

[Sarek]

^They lost their secret decoder rings and can't decipher Oxymorons cryptic note to coordinate their coup.

 

[Enkephalen]

I think he's waiting for all his ducks to align. None of them stay still long enough to form a row. Tedious and repetitive business that.

 

[jack]

Is that like having the planets align, only with ducks?

 

[eloisel]

Dual Liberation Army. Where exactly are the schizo's currently contained?

 

[Enkephalen]

Is that like having the planets align, only with ducks?

Pretty much. It would be more interesting if it was dicks aligning.

 

[Sarek]

Dual Liberation Army. Where exactly are the schizo's currently contained?

VKD's. They're watching reruns of Romper Room and Mr. Rogers Neighborhood over cookies and milk...

 

[jack]

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[I Love Cunt]

*yawn*

I've been waiting 8 years now for the DLA to take over the Badlands. WTF IS TAKING SO DAMN LONG?

I am going to pleasure myself while we wait.
See you in a while.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Oh, yeah, IF I decided to join Dicks Laying Around, uh. . .sorry, DLA do you have a pension plan? What are your health benefits? Do I get a 10% discount? Are there dues? When are the meetings held? Who are the officers and directors of the club? It is a club isn't it?

How about a penis plan instead?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Welcome to the DRA. Dicks Running Around.

 

[Enkephalen]

^Certainly DRA is a better choice. DRA is more energetic and athletic, and offers a penis plan as an incentive, while the DLA is careful and slow to act with no mention made of any benefits.

 

[Loktar]

I am going to pleasure myself while we wait.
See you in a while.

Its going to be a long long wait so...

I'm available if your hand/fingers/pussy gets sore or cramped up and you need me to rub some lotion on them.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

What? Dicks Gone Wild?